- HD - Hugh Dennis
- EB - Ed Byrne
- MJ - Milton Jones
- AP - Andy Parsons
- ZL - Zoe Lyons
- RB - Rob Beckett
Unlikely things to hear at New Year Edit
ZL - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, oh and some prawn crackers, thanks.
EB - My new year's resolution is to try new and interesting ways of doing things that's why I'm stirring the punch with my cock.
AP - I've just had a glass of this punch. (pulls disgusted face)
MJ - My prediction for this year is that I will make a high pitched sound, there will be a buzzing noise and then I will die. (makes high pitched sound) (buzzing noise) (falls down)
EB - Ooh I'd murder a bit of turkey.
RB - Happy new year. I'm so glad you're here. I want a divorce.
HD - Now it's time for Big Ben. I'll put the music on. Ben get your kecks off.
ZL - Welcome to hootin nanny, the topless bar for the gentleman who prefers the older lady.
HD - Course I can stay up till twelve. I'll just have another Viagra.
ZL - Last year's new year's party really ended with a bang for me, when I drunkenly mistook a party popper for a tampon.