Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • EB - Ed Byrne
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • ZL - Zoe Lyons
  • RB - Rob Beckett

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Unlikely things to hear at New Year Edit

ZL - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, oh and some prawn crackers, thanks.

EB - My new year's resolution is to try new and interesting ways of doing things that's why I'm stirring the punch with my cock.

AP - I've just had a glass of this punch. (pulls disgusted face)

MJ - My prediction for this year is that I will make a high pitched sound, there will be a buzzing noise and then I will die. (makes high pitched sound) (buzzing noise) (falls down)

EB - Ooh I'd murder a bit of turkey.

RB - Happy new year. I'm so glad you're here. I want a divorce.

HD - Now it's time for Big Ben. I'll put the music on. Ben get your kecks off.

ZL - Welcome to hootin nanny, the topless bar for the gentleman who prefers the older lady.

HD - Course I can stay up till twelve. I'll just have another Viagra.

ZL - Last year's new year's party really ended with a bang for me, when I drunkenly mistook a party popper for a tampon.

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