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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the tenth episode of the tenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • EB – Ed Byrne
  • CA – Chris Addison
  • MJ – Milton Jones
  • HW – Holly Walsh

Topics Edit

Bad Things To Say In A Job Interview Edit

AP - When I said I was a Yale student, I studied key-cutting at Mr. Minit.

HD - Why do I, we, I, we, I, we. Want this job? Don't tell him I have to.

CA - No, no, no, no. I applaud your policy of positive discrimination, and that's why I blacked up.

HW - Um, can I just check, this office is more than 50 meters from a school.

EB - What do you mean no experience? If being abducted by aliens isn't an experience, I don't know what is.

HD - Well, yes, I would make the perfect train driver. I'm always late and I (crying) break down really easily.

MJ - I think I make a very good diplomat. I'd like to live in Paris, with all the other Parisites.

AP - What do I see myself doing in 5 year's time? Exactly the same, only on Dave.

CA - Thank you for seeing me, I hope you don't mind if I stay sat down for a moment, I've got a little erection bubbling away.

EB - NO! EMU! NO, EMU! NO! NO! NO!

HW - What can I bring to this job? How about the photocopier from my last office?

HD - Yes, well I'm, in spite of my lack of medical experience, I still think of... gynecology's a calling.

AP - What are my weaknesses? Fat birds.

Unlikely Things To Hear On A Consumer Programme Edit

CA - This week on Watchdog, another shower of gullible twats ask us to make sense of their piss poor decision making.

AP - Welcome to Watchdog. Here's a dog.

HD - But when he asked the cold callers for their identification, they shot Mr. Bin Laden with an AK-47.

MJ - I would like to complain about the boomerang I bought. I threw it but it never came... BACK (falls on floor)

EB - This week, we investigate bikini waxing strips. Are they just a ripoff?

AP - Tonight, we're investigating fencing, and why I got tickets for that instead of the 100-meters final which was what I wanted.

CA - Many of you who have bought death stars have e-mailed us complaining about the security problems with one of the exhaust fans.

HW - Although Austin the butcher claims that his sausages are made of premium meat, we can reveal that's bollocks.

HD - The cruise had a 1940s theme, and Tom and Vera were delighted, until they were sunk by a U-boat in the North Atlantic.

EB - I didn't asked for it, didn't ordered it, got it even if I didn't want it, and doesn't even work. We have some more views on the coalition after the break.

CA - What was sold as a vibrator is clearly just a taser with a stale sausage attached to it.

HD - But something was wrong with the car. The clock said 63,000 miles, while the milometer said quarter past three.

MJ - I would like to complain about the sushi restaurant at Gatwick airport. There was nice big portions going round on the conveyor, but they do taste luggagey.

AP - Dear Watchdog, I'm extremely pissed off with this product. I bought just for men, my wife used it, and now, I am gay.

HD - Identity theft is on the increase. I'm Dara O'Briain. We work, so he doesn't have to.

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