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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eleventh episode of the tenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • SF - Stewart Francis
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • AH - Adam Hills
  • EB - Ed Byrne

Topics Edit

Unlikely Instructions Edit

EB - Please do not use this electrical appliance while you're in the bath, actually, you know what, go on. If you're that dumb, I think we can afford to lose you.

CA - Nick Clegg Feng Shui: Move everything to right for an easier life.

AP - Pot Noodle: For best results, put back on the shelf.

AH - If pain persists, see a doctor, just make sure it's not Michael Jackson's doctor.

HD - To light gas, first place match near buttocks.

AP: One of these condoms has got a hole in it. Are you feeling lucky, punk.

AH - Dale Farm yoghurt. Contents may settle.

EB - Please retain these assembly instructions incase you want to disassemble the furniture when you realise moving in with her wasn't the best move after all.

HD - Instructions for sandwich toaster: Week one - Eat nothing but toasted sandwiches. Week two - Put in cupboard and never use again.

CA - If unsure how to apply condom, take banana, and beat erection with it till it goes away.

EB - Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits. Do not eat if seal is broken.

HD - To reboot, pick up boots, and put them on again.

AP - Congratulations on your new bread maker. Oooh, I bet Kingsmill are quaking in their boots.

CA - Game is over either when one player collects all cheeses, or daddy has a tantrum and kicks the board across the room.

SF - Are your hands full but you want to transfer ten doughnuts.

Unlikely Things to Hear in a Restaurant Edit

AP - Let's skip the pudding. You look like you've had enough already.

SF - Wow, thanks for picking up the bill, Dara.

HD - No, I'm sorry, we don't have snail porridge. No, this isn't owned by Heston Blumenthal. This is Heston Services.

EB - How does crispy, aromatic duck sound? "Quack, quack", but that's before it's either crispy or aromatic.

CA - Do I have a reservation? Well, I'm not sure about all these Polish people moving over here.

HD - (High-pitched voice) Table for two please, but no food. I'm a woodworm.

AP - This is a traditional Greek restaurant, so don't worry if you can't pay. The German government will cover it.

AH - You'd like a Foster's? (Sniggers) Hang on, I'll see if we've got any left. Barry! Any Foster's left? (Turns back and mimics urinating) Yeah, keg's nearly full, Jim.

AP - Here's the tip. If you find the rest of the chef's penis, please let us know.

EB - Have you been to a Harvester before? I'm joking, no one comes twice.

SF - It's nice to see the rugby players getting along with the dwarves.

CA - Well, that's an unusual taste. What is in this death by choc- (chokes and falls to ground)

SF - It's nice to see Zara and Mike getting along.

HD - Yes, it is all you can eat night, and that's why you can't come in, Mr. Pickles.

CA - Oh my God! There's a man's face in my soup and it looks just like me.

AP - Excellent choice, sir. This lady is much fitter than your wife.

EB - Rose for the lady? If you want to do something for the lady, why don't you fuck off!

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