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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the twelfth episode of the tenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • MJo - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • AO - Andi Osho
  • MJu - Miles Jupp

Topics Edit

Unlikely Things to Read in the Bible Edit

AP - And lo, they finally saw the sign that God had promised. You are now leaving Swindon.

HD - But when they got there, the tomb was empty. "Roinks", said Scoob.

CA - Sodom and Gomorrah, twinned with Tyne and Wear.

MJo - And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for forty years until eventually, Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or not?"

AO - And Eve did realise that she was naked and she was ashamed, but then Gok Wan said "Look work it baby, you look amazing!"

MJu - And Noah said "If it carries on raining like this then we're going to have to eat the unicorns."

AP - And Moses saw the burning bush, and said to his wife "I think you've overdone that bikini wax again."

HD - And David smoked Goliath. He meant to smack him but he was using predictive text.

MJo - Eve! Eve! Use fig leaves, not nettles.

CA - And the Lord said "Shit! I've made a wasp!"

AP - And Jesus saw a traveller in distress and said unto him "Why don't you just leave Dale Farm and find somewhere else to live?"

MJo - And the Lord said to Gideon "Take this book and put it in every Travelodge"

AO - Um listen, this is really awkward, I know there's a bit of a queue but I'm not a really big fan of fish.

HD - There were only five loaves and two fishes. Never go to Lidl on a Saturday night.

Unlikely Things to Hear in a Makeover Show Edit

CA - Welcome to What Not to Wear, a wellie on your cock.

HD - This week's Look Good Naked, starring Edwina Currie, is the last in the series, and was recorded shortly before Gok Wan's suicide.

MJo - Well, we've started off by ripping up all the decking. Abandon ship!

MJu - We are going to give you back all your confidence and your dignity as soon as we hoover the fat out of your arse.

AP- Michelle has got jowls, false teeth, and in fact, a moustache, but unfortunately we're here to up her front room, not here face.

HD - David and Jane wanted more space, so we've repossessed their house, and they're living in the park.

CA - Well, we've pebble dashed, re-plastered, and put new plumbing in downstairs, and now Anne Robinson is good as new.

AO - Welcome to 60 Minute Make- Ohh babe, actually that going to take a lot longer

MJo - If you want to feel better looking and increase your self esteem, move to Leeds.

AP - And today on Property Ladder, we're going to show you how to break into a property, using a ladder.

HD - You're obviously very sensitive about your weight and you shouldn't be. Do you mind if I call you "Lard Arse."

MJu - Well, Ian wanted a Renaissance look so I've just set fire to a Catholic and taken a shit out of the window.

HD - Talking of decking, who wants to punch Nick Knowles in the face?

AP - Today on 10 Years Younger, we're going to try and squeeze 9 year old Amy back up her mother's womb.

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