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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the second episode of the tenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • EB – Ed Byrne
  • CA – Chris Addison
  • MF – Micky Flanagan
  • DM – Diane Morgan

Topics Edit

Unlikely Things To Hear On A History Documentary Edit

HD - The Russians had Lemsip. The Americans had Nightnurse. This, was the Cold War.

EB - It was in this humble florists, that the War of the Roses began.

AP - Guy Fawkes' bid to blow up the House of Parliament failed, when he realised his body was made out of jumpers, and his head was an old football.

CA - Tonight on Bruce Forsyth's History of Britain, Boudicea to see you, to see you bode!

HD - Horatio Nelson, one arm, one eye. A tragic example of what can happen if you fall asleep and someone finds your organ donor card.

DM - Welcome to Biggest Historical Boobs, with me, Katie Price.

CA - Tonight, I intend to find out exactly what did happened to Hitler's other ball. And my search begins right here in the Albert Hall.

MF - And on Time Team tonight, we're in Stratford-on-Avon, where we've uncovered loads of monkey skeletons and some typewriters.

AP - When Hitler started writing Mein Kampf, he intended it to be a light-hearted romp, called Carry On Kampfing.

CA - John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon, if history teaches us anything, it's that if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.

MF - To be honest, I'm not interested in this old nonsense, really, but since the end of Blackadder, the work's been fairly hard to come by.

EB - It's hard to believe that this crumbling old ruin, presented Weakest Link for as long as she did.

CA - Of course, the Bronze Age was the third best age in history.

HD - And now the documentary that every Channel 5 commissioner has dreamt of: Did Hitler sink the Titanic?

AP - We've been digging in this field in Hampshire for 3 weeks. And we found this one piece of crockery, which tells us, we desperately need to get laid.

Unlikely Things To Hear Over A Tannoy Edit

HD - We apologise to the customers who have recently alighted at Northampton. I opened the wrong doors.

MF - Could all the people shopping here at Asda, please accept that you are piss poor.

AP - Cleanup required in the magazine aisle between Loaded and Nuts.

HD - Would the parents of the lost child, please pick him up from the meeting point? Madonna is trying to buy him.

DM - I'd like to remind customers that our special offer this week is 100% off German beansprouts.

AP - If you would like to upgrade to first class, then you should have worked harder at school and got a better job.

CA - Could the small boy, holding the owl, stop running at the wall between the platforms 9 and 10.

HD - Would the man on pump number 4, please remove the nozzle, from the backside of the man on pump number 6.

MF - Could the owner of the Ford Fiesta 1100 in the car park with the tinted windows and go-faster stripes, sort your life out mate, will you?

EB - Uh, uh... I can't remember what the code is, uh... would Mr. Fire, please report, please report to the kitchen, that's Mr. Out-of-control-fire. Please report to the kitchen before it's too late! i don't want to start to panic.

DM - The train now approaching platforms 3, 4, 5, has been derailed.

CA - Will the owners of a black jaguar please move it as it is attacking the customers.

AP - This is the captain speaking. You can now turn on your mobile phones, as you'll need to text your loved ones goodbye as we plummet into the sea.