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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the tenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • EB – Ed Byrne
  • JW – Jack Whitehall
  • MJ – Milton Jones
  • MF – Micky Flanagan

Topics Edit

Unlikely Questions From This Year's Exam Edit

HD - Discuss the meta-physical meaning of the following poem: My friend Billy has a ten-foot willy.

EB - Would you like this exam to be a) Multiple Choice, or not?

JW - The Brontë Sisters. Shag, marry, push off a cliff?

MJ - Discuss the following: The Nazis got all their ideas from the History Channel.

MF - Who's the chap in the A-team that would not get on the airplane? Was it a) B or b) A?

AP - If a bank loses 60 billion pounds in a six-month period, using numbers that you've plucked out of thin air, work out what the Chief Executive's bonus will be.

HD - Napoleon. A small man, or a long way away?

MJ - Quantify N in terms of Q when Q is a positive integer that dissects a parabolic curve... how's your lucky pencil case now? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

MF - What's the name of that round thing that they throw in the Olympics? Discuss.

JW - Poetry. (high pitch voice) Is it all a bit gay?

HD - Draw a diagram of the genitalia of a male elephant. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

EB - Biology. Without singing, what is the knee bone connected to?

AP - Explain the use of juxtaposition in MacBeth, Alternatively, write down everything you know about MacBeth in a blind panic, cause you've got no idea what the word juxtaposition is.

JW - Drama. Question 1. What was it that first made you want to become a waiter?

HD - What is your PIN number?

Unlikely Things To Read On A Motorway Sign Edit

AP - To Middlesborough, take the exit marked 'Hell', and then lose the will to live.

MJ - Accident. You were one. Love, Mum and Dad.

HD - When lights flash, dogging is about to start.

EB - There may be trouble ahead. Prepare to face music and dance.

JW - You are now 200 metres beyond the junction your piece of shit sat-nav is telling you're approaching now.

MF - For those of you who are looking for more safety tips, text 'now'.

MJ - Beware, giant scissors coming towards you along the dotted lines.

HD - Turn on lights in tunnel. They're on the right, just above the entrance.

AP - Turn off the sat-nav. Use the force, Luke.

JW - The North, where the men are real men, and so are quite a lot of the women.

EB - If you can taste this sign, it means you have crashed into it.

AP - Throw banana skin behind car now. Super Mario and Diddy Kong approaching from rear.

MJ - There was a young man from Preston who tried to drive to Heston, the sign wouldn't rhyme and he plowed into the back of a juggernaut.

MF - Pick us up a pint of milk, Tel. Thanks, Trace.

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