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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the seventh episode of the tenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • SF - Stewart Francis
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • NC - Nathan Caton
  • MF - Micky Flanagan

Topics Edit

Unlikely Lines From Children's Books Edit

HD - "Yes, it is sad. I used to be on Top Gear", said Stig of the Dump.

SF - Jack, do you have any more of those beans?

CA - A Stringfellow, what's a Stringfellow? A Stringfellow, why, didn't you know? It has tanned leather skin, and a massive libido, and bad 80's hair, and a grin like a paedo.

AP - This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home, and this little piggy went (coughs) and died horribly of swine flu.

NC - Let's learn the alphabet. "A" is for "adopted", like you. "B" is for "basmati".

MF - And as Eeyore put the noose around his neck...

HD - "No, I don't think you should shave, Bilbo", said Frodo. "Those feet need waxing."

NC - "Yes, yes Grandma, what a big TV screen you got", said Little Red Riding Hoodie.

AP - "Who's been sleeping in my bed?" said Daddy Bear. "Well", said Mummy Bear, "It's been your brother Ryan, and he's a much better shag than you are."

HD - "I want to go to Tottenham", said Max, "That's where the wild things are."

AP - The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, or as we like to call them, the Sugababes.

SF - Once upon a time, in a far away land, there was a handsome young prince named Dara.

CA - Where's Gaddafi?

HD - The Railway Children gesticulated wildly at the driver. "You've left us behind you wanker!"

AP - "Oh dear", said Postman Pat, "I've just had sex with my cat Jess. I should've gone to Specsavers."

MF - And so Emily learned that if she had just been a nicer little girl, Mummy and Daddy would never have got divorced.

CA - "Do you know what", said the Very Hungry Caterpillar, "This gastric band has changed my life."

Unlikely Things For a Sports Commentator to Say Edit

SF - And there's just yet another Grand Slam victory for Andy Murray.

NC - And now, we come to the javelin. If you're watching in 3D, you might want to look away now.

MF - And here we are at the women's football, but whilst we're enjoying the game, please spare a thought for the men at home who are going without dinner this evening.

HD - Well, he's stroked that through the covers. Surely it would've been easier just to pull back the duvet.

MF - And here at the British Grand Prix, we've already had a couple of fatalities. Yes, two of the crowd have died of boredom.

AP - Lewis Hamilton is three seconds ahead, but there's trouble at turn 17 as Dastardly and Muttley have dug a pit.

NC - I'm here at the Green Court Bowls, and I've started cutting myself.

CA - He got the right hook in! He's got the left hook in! And he's finally finished putting up those curtains.

HD - Well, welcome back after the break. You haven't missed much, just the entire Indian innings.

SF - Now let's go back to Henley where Clare Balding is standing with two cocks.

CA - There's Rio Ferdinand, WHAT A TACKLE! But enough from me, I really should let these lads continue getting changed.

AP - Alex Ferguson has substituted Wayne Rooney. Of course, not the first time Rooney has been pulled of by a 69-year old.

HD - Well, what a result. The UK's Somalian has beaten America's Kenyan to show that the Africans aren't going to have it all their own way.

MF - Thanks for all those fantastic statistics there, Motty, now go and get a fucking life.

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