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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the eleventh series.

Key Edit

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • MF – Micky Flanagan
  • CA – Chris Addison
  • NC – Nathan Caton
  • GD – Greg Davies

Topics Edit

Unlikely Things To Hear At An Awards Ceremony Edit

CA - And the winner is Dara O'Briain.

NC - And the award for Driver of the Year goes to David Cameron for his perfectly executed U-turns!

HD - Welcome to the National Insincerity Awards. And can I say what a pleasure it is to be here.

CA - And Soap of the Year goes to... (hums opening tune of 'Eastenders') 'Coronation Street!'

HD - Would you please welcome your host for tonight... Dec

MF - And the award for Best Actress this evening goes to John Travolta's wife

CA - Father of the year is... David Cameron!

GD - And predictably for the 50th year running, the Rear of the Year has been won by the same man. Come on up, Chris. (silence) It's a Chris Rear joke.

NC - And the award for Best Film... Cling. Cling film.

CA - This is the point in the Psychic Awards when we like to remember those we lost next year.

HD - Well, they said it was ill-advised, but welcome to the first Witness Protection Scheme Award.

AP - And the award for Most Cleavage on View goes to Eamonn Holmes' arse!

HD - Well now, our final category: Category C. There are 3 sex offenders nominated tonight...

MF - And I'd just like to say to the wife at home, you better not be around when I get home, sister, 'cause I'm big time now.

GD - And the Best Post-Humously Released Rap Record goes to Kim Jong for 'I Told You I Was Ill'

AP - And to present Best Film in a Foreign Language, would you please welcome Nick Griffin.

GD - And the winner of Rear of the Year goes to Chris Rear.

Unlikely Lines From A Thriller Edit

HD - What more evidence do you need that there is a mole? Look at the lawn!

AP - Your wife's head in a box. You must be the most unlucky contestant ever on 'Deal or No Deal'

CA - What colour wire do I have to cut? The lilac, the mauve, the salmon pink, or the fuchsia?

GD - "I want to make you a vodka martini." "You can't handle vermouth!"

AP - "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" she purred. "Yes, it is a gun in my pocket and I've just shot my cock off."

HD - I'm telling you there will be no attack. This is a side picked by Roy Hodgson.

NC - So Mr. Bond, we meet--- Ah! Flippin' cat!

MF - I'm telling you captain, I work best alone! But sometimes in a team! Basically, I'm saying I'm flexible.

HD - So, Mr. Bond, we meet at last. Why didn't we ever Skype?

GD - "I would like to gently lift your horse's foot." "You can't handle the hoof!"

CA - They had human liver with fava beans with a nice Chianti. But the entertainment was excellent, and he was a lovely host, so I'm going to give Hannibal 7 out of 10.

MF - "Here's Johnny!" "Do you mind? I'm trying to have a shit in here"

AP - "This prostitute isn't dead," said the Norwegian detective. "She's just pining for the fjords."

GD -  And as his eyes gradually became accustomed to the shadowy darkness, he realized he was not alone in that room. (gasps) "Who is it?" "It's me Peter Andre!"

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