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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the tenth episode of the eleventh series.

Key Edit

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • JWk – Joe Wilkinson
  • CA – Chris Addison
  • JWd – Josh Widdicombe
  • MJ – Milton Jones

Topics Edit

Unlikely Things To Hear in a News Programme Edit

HD - A tornado has struck the East Coast of America, carrying everything with it. Let's go over to our Washington correspondent. In Hawaii.

AP - Welcome to Sky News. At the moment, the sky is blue.

CA - After years of searching, the police say that they are now close to finding "who let the dogs out". They have new leads.

HD - Right, now, let's go over to the news in the shitty place you live.

MJ -Scientists have injected a human embryo with Marmite. The woman gave birth to Twiglets.

CA - Continuing our major story about news organisations hacking people: let's read a few of your e-mails.

AP - More on that volcanic eruption in Iceland: two of the aisles have closed, one of the tills is out of order.

HD - (with his back to the camera) This is the world's most literal reporter saying, "back to the studio"

JWk - And now, over to Sue with the weather. I've 'ad her.

CA - Our top story tonight. Anger grows among autocue operators following a massive pay cut bum tits willy fart I made him say that.

JWd - It's hot and sunny outside, so why not head down the beach? You might see some tits!

AP - And now, for the weather report. Let's hope it's a hot one: oh no, it's Rob McElwee.

MJ - And finally... (puts hand shaped like a gun to his head)

HD - I'm in The Hague. Which must be very uncomfortable for him.

MJ - A quick look at the weather now: (looks around him)

Unlikely Things To Read on a Medical Label Edit

HD - Use only if you're immobile or find it difficult to move. Tested on Dara O'Briain.

AP - Anti-diarrhoea medicine. In an emergency, shove the bottle up your arse.

JWd - As recommended by Michael Jackson.

HD - Ditetramethyl Chlorobenzoaete, for the anameal effluence of the trichordic aorta. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

CA - Groin cream. Not suitable for people with a nut allergy.

AP - Homeopathic tablets. Side effects - none. Main effects - none.

HC - Embarassed using Anusol? Why not try this: Arse-crack soothe!

MJ - Do not eat dairy, otherwise we will have nowhere to milk the cows.

AP - Viagra. It'll give you more than 8%.

HD - Contains placebox and madeitupalin.

JWd - Viagra. Take 15 minutes before sex. Or, if single, strap in for the wank of a lifetime.

AP - Obesity pills. Don't eat the bottle, chubby!

JWk - Keep out of reach of children. Not the tablets, YOU!

CA - Store somewhere cool, like New York.

HD - Pregnancy test. Pick up your daughter's boyfriend and shout WAS IT YOU?

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