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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eleventh episode of the eleventh series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • GD - Gary Delaney
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • EB - Ed Byrne
  • AC - Alun Cochrane

Topics Edit

Unlikely Things for a Sports Commentator to Say Edit

CA - They think it's all over, but Wayne Rooney is telling his hair surgeons that they've missed a bit!

HD - So just two laps to go,and then these dancers from Stringfellow's will be heading home for the night.

GD - Tragedy strikes the Winter Olympics as the ski jumping is accidentally held next to a clay pigeon shoot.

EB - And that's a 200 yard drive. Colin Montgomery there, too lazy to walk to get the paper.

HD - Well, with 200 meters to go, he is on the shoulder of the Ethiopian. I don't know if it's legal for him to be there, but it'll slow him down a bit.

AP - Lewis Hamilton still leads, but there's trouble up ahead as Dick Dastardly and Muttley are digging a hole under turn 17.

CA - She can see the line now, she can see the line! She's definitely pregnant!

EB - Welcome back to the women's shot-put, here's the Lithuanian. My, what a pretty little thing.

HD - Well, let's go to Epsom for the 2:30, there are 16 runners. Everyone else is riding a horse, what a race this is going to be.

AC - And after Andy Murray's recent appearance on television's Mock the Week, onto center court, we see the lolloping frame of Dara O' Briain.

GD - And that's an incredible right hook there from Abu Hamza.

AP - So, Boris Johnson, are you enjoying the Olympics? Oh, I'm terribly sorry! Clare Balding, are you enjoying the Olympics?

AC - And there was some confusion earlier on center court when Andy Murray thought he'd signed one of those giant novelty tennis balls, and it turned out to be a fat kid's face with jaundice.

CA - And the England team sticking with the classic 4-4-2 formation. This really is the most organised orgy I have ever seen.

GD - And Serena Williams remains unseeded for a second year. I can't help but thinking a little lippy and push-up bra.

Bad Things to Say at a Job Interview Edit

EB - What do I think of nepotism? That-that's a good question, dad. Umm.

HD - I served for 10 years in Afghanistan. I was in the Taliban.

AP - I like to see myself as a people person, although some people have called me a trafficker.

GD - So I'm just checking, you definitely, definitely, definitely don't do a CRB check?

EB - You ask a lot of questions.

CA - Sorry, could you repeat the question, my ankle bracelet's beeping really loudly!

HD - Well, I am a fully qualified geography teacher and... The school's next door, is it?

EB - If we were to take you on as an accountant, how do you think you'd cope with all the extra fanny you'd be getting.

AP - Do I like jogging? Oh, I thought you said "Do I like dogging?" Um, the answer's still "Yes".

GD - You've demonstrated a bad attitude, inability to listen, and complete lack of interest in others. Welcome to Ryanair's customer service team.

AC - Why do I want to be a vet? Ketamine!

CA - Well they gave me a two-two at university, so I just thought I'd wear it to the interview.

EB - Well, I'd say my three strongest points are attention to detail, a determination to see things through,, yadda yadda yadda.

HD - Yes, I think I would be the perfect candidate-idate-idate-idate to make the platform announce-announce-announce.

CA - Why do I want to join the army? (camp voice) I just love a man in uniform!

AP - What would I do if I won the lottery? Tell you to fuck off.

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