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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eleventh episode of the eleventh series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • KR - Katherine Ryan
  • JW - Josh Widdicombe

Topics Edit

Lines you wouldn't hear in a Bond movie.Edit

​HD - Ag​nets aren't what they used to be 007. Meet 118 118.

​JW - One dry martini, shaken not stirred, and um, three yaga bombs.

AP - So Bond we're really pushing product placement in this film. So here's your new secretary, miss moneysupermarket.com.

CA - Goldfinger what are you doing with that laser, you've nearly burnt my cock off.

HD - So leather guarded, fires at will, lovely in the hand, incredible repeat spit, tell me Mr Bond, where do you get a penis like this 

MJ - MI6, no you're a lot older than that, Bond.

AP - Aha, Mr Bond, it appears that somebody has stolen my cat.

JW - I'm sorry James I'm going to have to remove your license to kill, also I would question the validity of this boob inspector card.

KR - Heeey, it's me, Pussy. Pussy, no more? Yeah post op now. It's gone real good.

MJ - Professor, how could you? You tried to mix giant broccoli with three-million eggs. So your terrible flan has failed.

CA - And this watch that fires bullets, and I'm afraid that's all the gadgets I can give Bond, I'm the eight items or less Q.

HD - I think you may need an eye test, Bond. That sex-mad blonde you've been shagging in the embassy, is Julian Asenge.

AP - So she's smuggling diamonds somehow, Bond, and it's your job to find out how. Just go to the hotel reception and ask for fanny vagazzle.

Unlikely things to hear at a party conference Edit

MJ - Yes, I'm a millionaire. Yes, I went to Eton. But I really feel I can relate to the rest of you scum.

AP - My name's Dave, like the TV channel. We both repeat the same old shit over and over again.

CA - Would Nick Clegg please come to lost property where his missing spine has been handed in?

HD - Am I to the left? Am I to the right? I'll be honest, it depends which trousers I'm wearing.

JW - So that concludes the conference. One more question, would anyone like to buy a forty foot sign with the word conservatives written on it?

AP - I'd avoid the hotel bar. Anne Widdicombe's in there reading Fifty shades of grey.

CA - It has just been unacceptable cut after unacceptable cut. Why can't Boris Johnson get a proper hairdresser?

HD - Welcome to the UKIP conference, the first conference to be held here in Islamabad.

JW - Educatuion. Education. Education. Can someone fix my auto-cue please?

CA - POLITICIANS, READY!! GLADIATORS, READY!!

KR - (huge gasp) Let's get drunk and join the euro.

MJ - This government say they're phasing out roman numerals, not on my watch.

HD - There have never been enough women in this party, and that is why, from this afternoon, you can call me, Stephanie.

AP - Our strategy for this labour conference is embrace the geek, and not as I said earlier, release the gimp.

KR - Here in support of testicular cancer awareness week, it's shadow chancellor Ed Ball.

CA - Well I don't know about you, but i have swallowed so much semen this weekend.

AP - My name's Dave, like the TV channel. And I repeat the same old shit over and over again.

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