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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the eleventh series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • GD - Gary Delaney
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • ZL - Zoe Lyons
  • MB - Marcus Brigstocke

Topics Edit

Unlikely Things to Read on a Health Insurance Form Edit

AP - Would you describe the condition of your heart as A) Very good? B) Medium-ly good or C) BOO!

HD - Do you ever (silence) Temporary blackouts.

CA - Do objects in the middle distance appear to be coming to me? To you? To me? To you? You may be suffering from Chuckle-vision.

ZL - Are you suffering from or have you ever had an STD? YOU SLAG!

GD - Are you the only black guy in a horror film?

AP - Have you ever experienced a burning sensation when you pee? Were you drunk at the time and holding a cigarette at the same time?

MB - Please describe your alcohol intake. Moderate, average, excessive, Glaswegian.

GD - What's your blood type? He can do 50 words a minute, innit bruv.

AP - Buddhists, what was your last cause of death?

CA - Do you suffer from dyslexia? If so, please put a bick in this tox.

HD - Do you smoke? Can I have one?

ZL - Do you hear voices? No. Are you deaf? No. So you do hear voices? Yes. I'm sorry, you have lied.

AP - Would you describe yourself as very fit, quite fit, or a bit of a minger.

HD - Do you suffer from dizziness, double vision, or seizures? Then why did you take a penalty for England?

Unlikely Lines From a War Movie Edit

CA - Bad luck, Sir Winston, I'm afraid the Second World War's gone to penalties.

HD - I'm going to go and rescue a horse, it's trapped in the wire. You put the potatoes on.

AP - We've located the battleship. It's in the squares B5, B6, B7, B8 and B9.

HD - (American accent) I was sent up river in Vietnam, tasked with killing a renegade Colonel. That was one hell of a gap year.

ZL - I haven't seen a case of trench-foot this bad since the Isle of Wight festival.

GD - It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. Anyway, enough about that Tulisa video.

AP - Well, if nothing else, this is going to make a lovely tapestry.

CA - We're at 5000 fathoms! Bing! The hull will never take it, Captain! Bing! And you going "bing" isn't helping either!

AP - Louis, this could be the start of a wonderful friendship, but only if you dress up as a nurse and give me a discharge.

MB - Sir, new intelligence has come in from the letters page of the Daily Mail, and it seems here Hitler has a point.

HD - i can't stand the sound of guns! Why did I move to Tottenham!

GD - In the Marines, our motto is "No one gets left behind". Private Cameron, where is your daughter?

HD - We make an amphibious landing here. We scale the cliff, avoid the sweeper, bounce on the big balls, and I'll meet you in the Wipeout Zone.

MB - Chaps, we're about to go over the top and I have a message for you from High Command. It simply says (singing) "War! What is it good for! Absolutely nothing! Say it again now! War!"

ZL - Don't put your stuff in that one, it's got a really catchy edge on it. I call it The Hurt Locker.

CA - Medic! Medic! Medic! I'll tell you what the problem is, I've been shot in my dick!

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