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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the twelfth series.

Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
Full list of scenarios

Series 2
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
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Series 5
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 6
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
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Series 11
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 15
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • KR - Katherine Ryan
  • JW - Josh Widdicombe

Topics Edit

Unlikely things to hear in a cosmetics commercial Edit

JW - Do you want tighter, smoother skin? Why not try getting fat?

HD - For a rich, all-over tan, get into a bath David Dickinson's just got out of

AP - Do you suffer from low self-esteem, feel like a failure, think you can't go on? Then take 200 nurofen, that should do the trick.

CA - Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she got it off that guy in Ibiza.

MJ - Now Daphne here's wearing a lot of concealer. Daphne?

KR - What's my secret? I murdered my first husband.

AP - Want thicker, fuller lips? Then try telling a nightclub bouncer he's a twat to his face.

HD - Clinique. Cause clinic reminds you of chlamydia and stuff.

MJ - (Imitates putting on mascara) This eyeliner really works (Imitates licking a brush) and it tastes good too. That's why we call it chicken tikka mascara.

JW - I'm Dean Gaffney, and I'm worth it.

KR - We don't test any of our products on animals. We use Filipino children.

AP - Is your man hairy all over? Then why not try Head shoulders knees and toes?

HD - New anti-wrinkle cream for men. My scrotum has never felt so smooth.

AP - For the most relaxing bubble bath imaginable, why not have a little cheeky wank while your in there.

JW - Do you dream of longer, fuller lashes? Then you should try reevaluating your priorities.

CA - Sweaty from the tube, frizzy hair from the rain, black snot, she's got the London look.

HD - Three steps to a better skin: No crisps, no chips, no burgers.

Unlikely things to hear on Dr Who Edit

AP - When i was giving you a quote as your cleaner, Doctor, I was giving you a quote from the outside.

HD - There isn't going to be a new doctor. I'm being replaced by a help-line.

MJ - That is the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury.

CA - Davros we meet again. Oh, Lord Sugar I'm so sorry

KR - Hey, saw you across the tardis and i think i just regenerated in my pants

HD - Doctor, Doctor, you must help me. I think I'm a pair of curtains.

CA - Tragic news about the ood. There's been a flood. That tried to escape into the wood. But it didn't do any good. And now they're all dood.

MJ - No I'm the doctor who works for the World Health Organisation.

CA - Yes, I mainly hang around young women. Yes, I was on television in the 1970s, where are you going with this?

HD - You've got to believe me, Clara, this is our best chance. Now unzip my flies and I'll explain later

AP - Let's go forward in time by an hour, then we get a quid off the pizza.

JW - Now the first thing to remember on planet xenon is turn off data roaming.

MJ - We are ten million years in the future. H. G. Wells has just got married.

CA - (Imitating dalek voice) You are the doctor. I am the tracheotomy patient.

AP - I am the doctor, I am twelve-hundred years old, and this is my assistant, who's twenty-seven

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