FANDOM


Scenes We'd Like To See
SWLTS701
Category · Infobox

Series 1
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
Full list of scenarios

Series 2
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
Full list of scenarios

Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
Full list of scenarios

Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
Full list of scenarios

Series 5
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 6
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 9
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 11
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 15
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Templates
Link to an edition of the round
Link to a specific scenario
TOC for scenario lists

  The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the tenth episode of the twelfth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • JW - Josh Widdicombe
  • GD - Gary Delaney
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • RR - Romesh Ranganathan
  • RB - Rob Beckett

Topics Edit

Things you wouldn't hear on a DIY show Edit

HD - Many people have written to us asking how you can make your house greener. Simple. Paint it green.

JW - And there it is, a perfect patio and the police won't suspect a thing.

AP - No, no, don't bother putting the kettle on. We'll crack on with the work straight away.

RB - The walls are plastered and I'm a little bit shitfaced too, to be honest.

RR - Welcome to "Bollywood Does DIY". Episode number one, change a light-bulb. (makes a lightbulb screwing motion)

GD - I'm Nick Knowles, and no matter how many DIY programmes I make, I'll never be as famous as my sister Beyonce.

AP - This week on "Grand Designs", two more middle class tossers piss away their life savings on some glorified wendy house.

JW - After three hours of sawing, six hours of hammering and sanding all day, it's done! Finally, your neighbours have moved out!

HD - So for the best finish, rub vigorously up and down with a piece of sand paper, but be warned, you may get a very sore penis.

RB - We've managed to double the price of this house in Middlesbrough. We put twenty quid in the biscuit tin.

RR - Jen's parents really helped us out with the budget on this project by dying.

HD - So drill the pilot hole, take the plaster board fixing, but before you countersink the baton ask yourself this: "Is it any wonder my wife left me for a table magician from Macclesfield?"

AP - We sandblasted several layers of varnish off, but sadly, there was very little of the real Dale Winton left.

GD - This week John from Peterbrough successfully put a roll of wallpaper up himself, so we're taking him to hospital.

RB - We've got twenty-four hours to renovate Sharon's house. Let's start by smashing her back doors in.

RR - Sarah Beeny has helped Andy convert his semi into a full boner.

Unlikely lines from a romantic novel Edit

RB - He gazed into her eyes, and said "Is it better with this lens or this lens?"

JW - Godfrey looked behind the fridge. He was in luck, she was a slut!

HD - Will you make me the happiest man on earth? Will you marry me? Will you change your name? Will you become the next Mrs Goatybollocks?

AP - Yes the earth did move for me. I think they must have started fracking.

JW - As he looked into her eyes for the last time he whispered in her ear, "Always remember, we'll always have the bins behind Morrisons."

GD - "Romeo, Romeo, five five Alpha Zulu Tango grey Skoda Octavia last seen heading towards M6."

RR - I've been looking for you my whole life. iPhone maps are crap.

RB - He made love to her like no man had ever done before, it was so intense she dropped her chips.

AP - "Fancy a coffee?" she said. He realised his luck was in and he started taking his clothes off, at which point he got kicked out of Starbucks.

HD - They skipped, hand in hand through the wood. "Oh look!" he said. "A yewtree, how appropriate."

JW - He was a strapping officer from World War I. She was disappointed with uniformdating.com.

AP - Daisy was everything he looked for in a woman, pissed with low self-esteem.

RR - She danced as if no one was watching, but people were watching and she looked like a twat.

HD - At last, I have found you. I have found you. Is it really you? Are you Wally?

RB - "Does this story have a happy ending?" he asked her. She snapped back "Happy ending fifty dollar."

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.