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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fourth episode of the twelfth series.

Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
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Series 2
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
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Series 5
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 6
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
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Series 11
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 15
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • EB - Ed Byrne
  • AV - Ava Vidal

Topics Edit

Lines you wouldn't hear in a sci-fi movie Edit

HD - Captain's log *star date 2135....it's a Tuesday.

AP - Actually, Jeremy Kyle's just got the DNA results back, and apparently Luke, I'm not your father.

EB - Commander Skywalker, bad news. We left R2D2 outside to stand guard and the council took him away for emptying,

CA - I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of arian. I've seen....

MJ - There's a giant satsuma in front of the ship. Go to Orange Alert.

AP - First there was Snakes on a plane, now the British remake Wasp in a car.

CA - You can't win Darce. If you strike me down now I will become more powerful, get off you prick.

EB - What is it captain? I've never seen anything like it in my life. Of course not, Scotty, it's the sun.

AV - Since you have got your laser gun trained on me, I've got a bit of stubborn hair just here.

MJ - Permission to beam down to the forbidden planet. No....

AP - I can see dead people. That's because I'm watching UK TV GOLD.

HD - Here are the Sci-fi football results: R2D..2, C3P..nil.

EB - Look at all those fading, dwindling stars, forced to eat bugs in the jungle.

MJ - If you leave our protection you will almost definitely die. Scotty, do you still want independence?

CA - Luke, I am your father, go to your room.

HD - Captain, I don't like it when you call me...Spock-face.

AP - To boldly go where no man has gone before.....Anne Widdicombe.

EB - How many cling-ons does it take to change a dilithium crystal? Ten, one to change it and the other nine to chastise him for performing such a medial task as a member of a proud warrior race.

Unlikely personal ads Edit

EB - I could be the man of your dreams, if you dream of a man who exposes himself to people on trains.

AP - I'm a cat person. I sleep all day and I bury my poo in the garden.

HD - For sex with no strings attached, don't shag a puppet.

AV - Katie Price seeks new husband, position temporary, usual terms and conditions apply.

CA - Looking for love in all the wrong places, well you wanted to be a priest.

MJ - Ugly, fat bloke, looking for a supermodel with a sense of humour

EB - Man prone to violent mood swings seeks lovely woman to go screw yourself I love you.

AP - Female, 22, 33, 52. One of them's my age. Are you feeling lucky punk?

MJ - Agoraphobic seeks claustrophobic for doorstep encounters.

EB - I am ponus of the planet testicolon eight. I seek a human female to take my seed, make better world for both our planets. Dave, Croydon.

AP - Pessimistic man, seeks depressed old lady, so as we can have some really shit times together.

AV - Gorgeous, five foot eleven black woman, amazing body, great rack. I just thought I'd put it out there.

AP - I'm a George Clooney look-alike who's looking for a woman with visual impairment.

MJ - Do you like swinging? Meet me down by the swings.

HD - I'm looking for a dominant woman. Tell me to call you.

CA - Do you like dogs? Good, 'cause I'm small, hairy and hung like a border terrier.

HD - Sophisticated, erudite man with <> Seeks woman with massive norks.

CA - Man with massive cock, seeks woman with large hen to discuss poultry farm.

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