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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the sixth episode of the twelfth series.

Key Edit

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • CA – Chris Addison
  • RB – Rob Beckett
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • EB – Ed Byrne
  • CR – Chris Ramsey

Topics Edit

Questions Omitted From This Year's Exam Edit

AP - Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so as you can copy his answers.

HD - Using only the English language, write something.

CA - History. Henry IV, Henry V, Henry VII. Which was the greatest Hoover the caretaker ever had?

CR - Maths. Robert has 400 stamps. He'd like to put them in 12 different albums. He wants to have them equally in each album. How many friends does Robert have?

EB - Do you know the way to San Jose?

AP - Religious studies. If two men have been married for 10 years, for how long will they burn in hell for?

HD - If the fluid has been flowing at 21 litres a minute for 15 minutes, what on earth is wrong with my bladder?

RB - Fill your name at the top of the exam paper, if it's Tyler or Charmaine, get up, leave the school, and never come back.

EB - Using only the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure.

AP - If a man travels 12 miles each day to buy a loaf of bread, how long before he realises that living in the countryside is shit?

HD - Are multiple choice exams too easy? A) Yes

CA - Optician's final exam. What do you think are the main causes of shortsightedness? And now? How about now? And now? What about now? And now?

HD - Media studies. Trick question 1: Name a business like show business.

CA - Geography. What is to blame for climate change? A) The sunlight, B) The moonshine, C) The good times, or D) The boogie.

Things A Weather Forecaster Would Never Say Edit

EB - (sings) "The sun'll come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar"... (points to Dara) buzz

CR - And these are the worst floods since records began, which was last year, when all the records were destroyed in that flood.

CA - This is a map, I'm not a giant...

AP - It's going to be a bit blowy today. It's my birthday and me wife promised me one...

CA - Later on, it's going to be raining cats and dogs, because a bomb's gone off in Battersea.

HD - Well, it was cloudy earlier. I think I may have a urine infection.

RB - 'S well hot, innit.

AP - Well, it was a frosty start for some of us this morning. 'Cause I came in pissed again and accidentally got in bed with my mother-in-law.

HD - Well, you'd be glad to know that scientists have finally explained why we've been enduring this rather long spell of disappointing weather. Apparently, we live in Britain.

EB - And over the next 3 days, we will see some spells of rain. The entrails never lie!

CA - Things should be getting a lot cooler, I've just made friends with a black man.

HD - Well, I'm afraid you're gonna get wet later on. I'm following you, and I've got a bucket.

AP - I'm sure the ladies are gonna to be wearing skimpy bikinis tomorrow, it could reach 90 degrees. Which is not bad for a man my age.

CR - It is going to be a scorcher, so guys you might as well just staple your balls to the inside of your thigh, cause those bad boys are going nowhere!

EB - Thank you very much, Dave. Yeah. Pretty easy reporting on things that have already happened. Now, predicting the future!

CA - And now the shipping forecast. Dogger, car park, my penis, rising slowly.

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