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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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 The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the ninth episode of the twelfth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • EB - Ed Byrne
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • HW - Holly Walsh
  • HC - Hal Cruttenden

Topics Edit

Lines you wouldn't hear in a blockbuster film Edit

HC - My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, please leave a message after the tone.

EB - You're going straight to hell. Think you're going straight to DVD mate.

HD - Ok Iron Man, you win. You do the ironing.

HW - Is it a bird? Yes.

AP - Lord of the rings UK version. People come from the shires to go on a very long journey on the northern line to Morden. And when they get there, it's shit.

MJ - If you push George W. Bush into that bath of concrete, that sets a very bad president.

HD - Don't take me on, I am Wolverine, and these are my friends, Jolene, Windolene and trampoline.

AP - Gollum that's not the ring I was referring to. Would you please get your finger out of my precious.

EB - Sh-Should we just check that Bond is dead before we continue with the plan.

HW - God Jerry McGuire, you had me at get in the van.

AP - Yoda, have you ever been tested for dyslexia?

MJ - If I come back in another life as a disposable razor, I'll be BIC.

HD - There's something in the tractor beam, Ed.

Unlikely things for Andy Murray to think Edit

HD - I need this championship point. I could really do with a poo.

EB - Well at least now I've won Wimbledon they'll stop making fun of me on television.

AP - Oi Tim, look what I've just won. Waaaay

HC - I wonder if my mum's watching today. Of course it is, she's always watching.

HD - I could break his serve, or I could break his fucking legs.

MJ - (Bad scottish accent) I remember when I used to train...

Dara: What is that? He's in the room.

Milton: (Normal voice) So.. (Bad scottish accent) I remember when I used to.... train in Scotland I was a lot more unhealthier I used to serve with a potato instead of a ball so I could have lots of chips afterwards.

HC - I wonder if Kim really likes tennis.

EB - I wish Kim'd shut up. Oh Ed Byrne he's so funny so good looking...

HW - When are athena going to make a poster of me scratching my arse.

MJ - Why do I spend my life trying to hit the fuzzy green apple with a snowshoe.

HD - God it's great having an enormous penis.

AP - I think I just saw Ivan lendl raise his eyebrow. That means he's just ejaculated.

HD - Wimbledon's all very well. I wish I was playing Farming Simulator.

EB - Venus has the arse, Serena's got the tits. (nods head)

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