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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the fourteenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • KR - Katherine Ryan
  • MF - Matt Forde
  • JA - James Acaster
  • JW - Josh Widdicombe

Topics Edit

Commercials That Never Made It To Air Edit

HD - Fungal foot problem? Ugh.

AP - Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault? Of course you have, because that is a definition of an accident.

KR - FIFA Summer sofa sale. Total office clearout. Bribe now, pay later.

JW - Andrex, cos' who wouldn't wipe their arse with a puppy.

HD - Carlsberg don't do your girlfriend. But I have. *winks*

JA - "WADAAAAA!!!" "Yea, mate. I got some bad news for your dad"

KR - Why pay more for ratchet triffling-assed pilot, when you can get where you're going on easyJet. A basic bitch will get you there.

HD - We call it a Happy Meal. The cow we killed wasn't too chuffed, though.

AP - Waitrose. 2 for the price of 3.

MF - We had debts all over the place, but we want to call those debts and put them into one simple loan. They also took our house. 

JW - Do your vet's bills get on top of you. Then why not try Dognatas.

JA - Wanna save money on biscuits? Easy, give blood.

AP -  

JW - Struggling to sleep? Then why not try 10 cans of Stella?

AP - Did you mistake your girlfriend for a burglar on Valentine's Day? Then you need to go to SpecSavers.

HD - I can't breathe! I can't breathe! The Lynx Effect.

JA - That one's accent is a bit more racist than that one's accent. There you go, just compare the meerkats.

Lines You Wouldn't Hear In a Sci-Fi MovieEdit

JW - Hi, is that NHS direct? Yeah, I've a bit of temperature, and I've got an alien coming out of my stomach. Two paracetamol, okay.

HD - Ok, Mr Sulu, set course for the fourth quadrant of the Orion Nebula. I think there's a Nando's there.

MF - We're sorry to announce that there is a replacement beam down service this weekend, between the ship and Planet splooge.

JA - You've got to imagine this in Scottish accent. "This is our Independence Day!" There you go.

AP - They've abducted us, and took us to their spacecraft, and explored our bodies with strange probes. I'd be honest it was the best stag night I've ever been on.

KR - This man can now reach the full potential of his mind. Joey, Joey, wake up, wake up! You can tie your shoes. Ream.

AP - What the people don't know, Captain Kirk, is when I do that V thing, that means in Vulcan, I've had your mum.

HD - I think this time tunnel is broken, we've gone a thousand years into the future and Bruce Forsyth is still working.

JW - If you take the red pill, you will enter the Matrix. If you take the blue pill, you'll have a boner for 7 hours.

JA - This is it. The machines have taken over. #Apocalypse

MF - Yeah. Better look at it, mate. The problem is your nano booster is shot and your warp drive is fucked. 

HD - Our planet is dying. We seek a new home. Which of you is Phil, and which of you is Kirstie?

KR - (exhausted) The dinosaurs are killing everyone. Why do we keep reopening this park? Who keeps giving us public liability insurance?

JW - So the plan is, you get into the time machine, go back in time, and cock block Hitler's dad.

JA - Phone home. "Phoning Jone". No, phone home.

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