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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
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Series 5
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 6
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
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Series 11
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
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Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the second episode of the fourteenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • RB - Rob Beckett
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • ET - Ellie Taylor
  • JW - Josh Widdicombe

Topics Edit

Things You Wouldn't Hear On A Survival Show Edit

JW - This is the most terrifying animal you can see in the wild. It has the body of Posh Spice.

MJ - Of course, if you're on an expedition, you must always make sure you've boiled all the water. Now this could really slow you down if you come to a lake.

ET - It's been 17 days since my last proper meal, and I am beach body ready bitches!

RB - Bear, are you related to George Foreman Grills?

AP - I've not had a bath for days on end. And that's because Rob Beckett's dad is in there.

HD - There is barely any water here, so we've been collecting our urine. But this morning, some of it was gone. And that, is taking the piss.

MJ - Spent 3 days in the jungle with nothing to eat but raw caterpillars. I remembered when I walked back into civilisation, there are a few butterflies in my stomach.

JW - When I was thirsty, I was forced to drink my own urine. I'm now hungry, and dreading dinner.

RB - And when you're in the wild, you've got to remember what you learned at scouts. Don't tell anyone our little secret.

HD - Night's falling, it's raining, and I'm in the shelter but it still feels dangerous here. There are 6 teenagers staring at me and the bus doesn't arrive in 20 minutes.

AP - If you suddenly see a bear, extremely close to you, the best thing to do, stand stock still, pull down your trousers, and just let it have sex with you.

ET - On the men's island, Derek's drinking coconut water, because Derek is a hipster twat.

HD - After 3 months totally alone on the island, it's amazing that John hasn't gone mad. Isn't that right, John? Yeah...

MJ - So I've managed to make a raft to escape the island, by smashing up some boats.

Unlikely Things To Hear Over A TannoyEdit

RB - Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon, and welcome to Waitrose, you smug, rich pricks.

HD - This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill. Would somebody please go to the power tools aisle and get me a drill?

AP - If you see an unattended bag, please don't report it. Remember, you're in World of Luggage.

ET - Good evening ladies, Topshop will be closing in 5 minutes, please make your way to the till, unless you're over 30, in which case, piss off to M&S, you ancient old hag.

JW - This is an announcement for the front desk of the swimming bars. Could doctors, someone's done a shit in the pool, please come to reception.

HD - Would the couple having sex in aisle 2, please stop. Spillage in aisle 2!

AP - The 1625 has unfortunately been cancelled, and has been replaced by replacement bus service. Easyjet would like to apologise for passengers who are going to Greece.

MJ - (as an old man) I only work in the post office for the crumpet, watch this. Widow number 2, please.

ET - In tonight's performance of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the part of the Child Catcher will be played by a 1970s TV presenter.

HD - Welcome to Sexist Airways, I'm just going to pop on the seat belt sign for a moment, as we're swapping to a lady pilot.

JW - We're now coming to land in Russia, where the local time is 1956.

RB - Welcome aboard to the one-way saga service special to Switzerland

MJ - (make alarm noises) Attention to the submarine crew of HMS Nandos, be careful not to burn your eyes on the peri-periscope.

JW - Lost children can be found at the lost children tent. If they're not claimed by the end of the day, they will be destroyed.

AP - Welcome to Megabus. Things haven't worked out quite as well as you hoped, haven't they?

HD - Welcome to the Sexist Supermarket, check out number 3!

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