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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fourth episode of the fourteenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • RB - Rob Beckett
  • MJ - Miles Jupp
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • RR - Romesh Ranganathan
  • TS - Tiffany Stevenson

Topics Edit

Unlikely Greeting Cards Edit

HD - Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry you're dead, what can you do?

AP - Sorry you're leaving, and sorry to break it to you in such a cowardly fashion.

RB - Happy father's day, whoever you are, wherever you are.

MJ - Roses are red, violets are red, the green house is red, I think I'm bleeding to death.

RR - At this difficult time I'm thinking of you, wearing suspenders in a mask.

HD - I saw this and thought of you. Blank inside.

AP - My feelings can't be put into words. Although the judge did describe them as inappropriate.

MJ - That was a scrape. Congratulations on your circumcision.

HD - "Congratulations, you did it, and we'll prove it." The Crown Prosecution Service.

RR - It's a girl! Not a woman, which is why you're going to prison.

RB - With deepest sympathy for the loss of your grandmother, slash happy housewarming!

MJ - You've passed... away!

RR - 21 years. And this time you'll probably die in prison.

TS - To our darling son, on your 21st birthday, now, get the fuck out of our house.

MJ - Please help me, I'm trapped inside a North Korean card factory. Also, Ironman says "Happy 4th birthday".

AP - Roses are red, violets are blue, when you go down on me, please don't chew.

Things You Wouldn't Hear On A Science DocumentaryEdit

HD - The dinosaurs were wiped out by a giant asteroid. Silly then, for all standing in the same place.

RB - Does it burn anything other than bunsen?

RR - He named the star after himself, and now we find ourselves looking at Arthur Cockmonster III.

HD - So, he <> in the dark, and has a half-life of a thousand years. Frankly, I've never done a poo like it.

RB - On today's show, we'll be talking about the Jurassic period, where only dinosaurs and Bruce Forsyth roamed the earth.

AP - For Sarah Palin, it's the conclusive proof that man and dinosaur existed together. For everybody else, the Flintstones is just a cartoon.

TS - Next, biology. Why is that gorilla so sexy?

MJ

RR - Scientists in Loughborough found the formula to make the perfect cup of tea, which is quite controversial as the grant was for AIDS research.

TS - You've been watching me, Richards Dawkins. Good night and God bless.

RB - The problem with cocaine is well moorish.

MJ - Well, we could ask a proper scientist about it, or we could ask Dara O'Briain.

AP - Hello, my name is Dara O'Briain. And to try and bring science to the masses, I'm going to appear in a program with Stephen Hawkin, wearing a ridiculous hat.

  • Dara: Just... just enough, with the... you know. I loved that hat by the way...

AP - Hello, my name is Dara O'Briain. And I've got a massive head, and a massive brain, but all I get to do in this bit is just press a little button!

HD - Mr. O'Briain, I award you a Ph.D. Phenomal Head Dara.

RR - I would just like to say, I think Dara O'Briain's a legend.

HD - I work with Dara O'Briain. And today my experiment is to turn this joke into a P45.

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