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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eighth episode of the fourteenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • EB - Ed Byrne
  • NC - Nathan Caton
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • SP - Sara Pascoe
  • EG - Ed Gamble

Topics Edit

Rejected Exam Questions Edit

HD - History: Did I delete it?

AP - If cycling 10 miles a day uses up 400 calories, explain why Boris Johnson is still a fat bastard.

SP - If the Sun is 93 million miles away, how can that cost £32 in an Uber?

AP - Where is Greece? Is it a) the southern Mediterranean, or b) up Shit Creek?

EB - What does the French phrase "déjà vu" literally translate out?

EG - Using examples of Michelangelo's work, write 500 words on why he was the best turtle.

EB - What does the French phrase "déjà vu" literally translate out?

HD - Question a) Media studies, is it a real subject? Question b) Is it?

NC - Using a compass and ruler, draw perfect cock and bulls.

SP - Is this a rhetorical question?

EG - You may now commence your anal sex exam. Please turn over.

AP - Explain how UKIP became a major force in British politics without using the word "wanker".

EG - If Jay-Z was unfortunate enough to have a problem with a bitch, how many problems does Jay-Z now have?

HD - Aggravated violence question 1: Why might you use a rubber hose pipe? No marks.

NC - What colour is this dress? White and gold, or black and blue? Discuss.

EB - If a train leaves the station at the correct time, and arrives at its destination at the correct time, how cool would that be?

HD - Chemistry, me and you, is there any? (winks)

Unlikely Things To Say When Running For US President Edit

SP - I'm Hillary Clinton. And if you elect me, the first female president of the United States, I promise you that on my first date in the White House, I will hire a very attractive male intern, he will be on his knees, not having sexual relations with me all day. #payback #longgame

HD - (as Rick Perry) I want to go to Washington. Why? I wanna see what colour the White House is.

AP - NO WE CAN'T!

NC - The name Clinton, is in the DNA of the White House. In fact, the DNA of Clinton on the walls of the White House.

EG - I know the value of family. Because I sold one of my children to pay for this campaign.

EB - As president, I will welcome immigrants, cause the White House is massive and it's not gonna clean itself.

AP - I will govern for all of this country, not just the metropolitan cities on the coast, but also you cousin shaggers down south.

HD - I would like to introduce you to my new homeland security advisor. Say hi, Lambchop. Hi!

NC - Come on, of course I'm the guy who succeed Obama. You know what they say, once you go black...

EG - If you elect me as America's first colour blind president, I will do everything I can to uphold the values of the brown, white and green.

EB - I would now like to talk to you people, in a language of my own devising, (random noises) Thank you.

EG - I want to put more boots on the ground in Afghanistan, and also 2 more branches of Paper Chase.

HD -

AP - I'd like to apologise to Mr. Trump. Which is what I said when I just farted in bed.

SP - When I was little, I did not plan to be President of the United States. This is more like a holding job until I get to rule a good country.

EG - I am an American through and through. Cut me, and I will shoot you in the face.

HD - I wish to have no secrets in this campaign, I wished to be completely open, and that is done, and that is why I'm going to start again cause I f--ked that up.

NC - We Republicans want to reach out to all Americans. Blacks, whites, Chinese-looking ones.

HD - I want to have no secrets in this campaign, and that is why I have gather you here tonight to tell you, I shot gay f... JFK.

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