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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to Scenes We'd Like To See suggestions made in Series 15, Episode 1.

Key Edit

  • HD: Hugh Dennis
  • JW: Josh Widdicombe
  • GD: Gary Delaney
  • EG: Ed Gamble
  • TS: Tiffany Stevenson
  • NK: Nish Kumar

Topics Edit

Commercials That Never Made it to Air Edit

TS: Mr Muscle - Loves the jobs you hate. Apart from blowjobs. He doesn't do blowjobs.

HD: I used to wash with Dove. But the feathers came off and the beak was scratchy.

JW: Peperami - it's a bit of an animal. I'm guessing the anus.

HD: Four hoofmarks and a large pile of poo. That's the sign of the Black Horse.

GD: Megabus - The only bus company endorsed by Dara O Briain.

NK: Lynx - For when you want to smell like a virgin.

EG: Are your pets so wonderful that they're actually tiring you out? Have a break, have a Shit Cat.

GD: Tesco penis extensions. Because every little helps.

HD: At Debenhams, we've kidnapped the John Lewis penguin, and if you don't shop with us, we'll kill him.

TS: Pedi-Egg - (Northern accent) Collects foot shaving like a bastard!

EG: Abby has strong teeth, boundless energy and a shiny coat! She's the best prostitute in London!

JW: Berocca - Start the day the right way - With luminous piss!

EG: There's now a free gift at the bottom of every box of Frosties - Type 2 diabetes!

GD: Uncle Tom's rice - Like Uncle Ben but a bit more racist.

EG: Crack-flavoured Pringles - Once you pop, you really can't stop.

NK: Have you been in an accident that wasn't your fault? Ahhh! Bad luck!

Unlikely Things to Hear in Hospital Edit

TS: Welcome to the Jeremy Hunt Wing.

NK: Of course the influence of private companies hasn't affected the NHS, just ask my colleague, Dr Pepper.

GD: And your cancer specialist today is... Noel Edmonds!

HD: Don't worry Mr Thomas, you won't be on that trolley in the corridor for much longer. We're taking it back to Tesco to get our pound back.

JW: I'm afraid we're going to have to pull the plug because it's wedged really high up there.

EG: He's gone into cardiac arrest! Get the defibulator... the defripulator.. the defrobul.. oh too late, he's dead.

NK: Yeah I know, I spoke to the person from NHS 111 and they were just really helpful.

GD: The good news is your father is comfortable, in fact, I've been sitting on him all morning.

HD: OK, lets call the time of death at 4:15. He's not dead, but its a Friday so if we leave now we can beat the traffic.

TS: For goodness' sake Mr Wallace please take your penis out of there, that's not what "organ donor" means.

EG: This is the discussion group for people who've broken bones. Welcome to Snapchat!

JW: Now we're going to need to put you to sleep so I've got two tickets to see Dara O Briain live in Belgium!

HD: Is this Admissions? Good, cause I've got one. I shagged your wife.

JW: The good news is we're ready to take you into theatre. The bad news is, it's a theatre in Brussels.

HD: OK we need to shock him. Stick you're finger up his arse!

EG: We've given your wife gas and air, and by that I mean I farted and the nurse opened a window.

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