- HD: Hugh Dennis
- JA: James Acaster
- RB: Rob Beckett
- EB: Ed Byrne
- HW: Holly Walsh
- DB: Dane Baptiste
Unlikely Letters to TV Channels Edit
RB: Dear National Geographic Channel, when will the Nazis be building more megastructures? I can't wait for Series 2.
HD: Dear Boomerang TV, why does my letter keep coming back?
HW: Dear Dave, you repeat Mock the Week so often, I swear I've seen Holly Walsh do this joke before.
DB: Dear Top Gear, your show has nothing to do with cocaine.
EB: Dear ITV 2, is it actually possible to contract an STD just from watching Geordie Shore?
HW: Dear Netflix, I am so disappointed by how much buffering happens... (freezes)
EB: Dear History Channel, I really like your show about how panels were like 15 years ago, oh no wait, no one's watching Dave.
JA: Dear CBeebies, I have 3 beebies and my beebie love to watch CBeebies, from their Deedie.
HD: Dear History Channel, the past is the past mate, you gotta let it go.
RB: Dear BBC, you documentary on beanstring can really ruin my pre-drinks.
HW: Dear Dave, you repeat Mock the Week so often, I swear I've already seen Holly Walsh do this joke.
HD: Dear Al-Jazeera, why no music from the Jazz era?
HD: Dear Al-Jazeera, I wonder if we're related. Yours, Dave Jazeera.
Things You Wouldn't Hear in a Blockbuster Movie Edit
DB: Tell me more, tell me more, did you... actually don't tell us because we at the T-Birds don't do slut-shaming.
HD: Have you seen: Spiderman has been shot to pieces, it's all over the web.
JA: We have to save the president, or depending on how the election goes, we have to save everybody from the president.
HW: Yo, Adrian!!! Sorry, I thought you were Adrian.
HD: Batman vs Superman. Late kickoff.
EB: Hey Optimus Prime, <>.
HW: Oh look, seven women in their 50s.
EB: But my children, I stuck 'em there with a monster, we have to go back... and you know what, fuck 'em.
RB: He's already beaten Superman, and now it's time for his toughest challenge: Batman vs Rainman.
HW: I'll be back, and if you're not on this time, you'll have to pick up from the <>.
HD: There's good news and bad news, captain. We can't find Spock, but we have found Nemo and someone thinks they spotted Private Ryan.
RB: You struggling with those chopsticks? Use a fork, Luke.
DB: I'm Freddie, welcome to Elm Street. The nightmare: try to find affordable housing. Mwuahahaha.
JA: I will kill Bill, or depending on what it goes by, Killiam William.
HD: I'm sorry James, we have to include the International Dialing Code. You're now 00447...
RB: I'm not gonna sponsor you for another 5k run, Forrest.
JA: The X stands for xylophone, and the xylophone men don't take shit from nobody.