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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to Scenes We'd Like To See suggestions made in Series 15, Episode 3.

 Key Edit

  • HD: Hugh Dennis
  • MJo: Milton Jones
  • RB: Rob Beckett
  • EB: Ed Byrne
  • MJu: Miles Jupp
  • AB: Angela Barnes

Topics Edit

Things You Wouldn't Hear on a Kids' TV Show Edit

HD: "Thunderbirds Are Go!" is what I shout at orgasm.

MJu: No Laalaa, I'm afraid you're not Teletubby, you're Teleobese, and if you're not careful, you're gonna get Telediabetes.

EB: Don't ask your parents permission before you phone, those dicks looneys ain't home.

AB: And on today's Horrible Histories, a 1970s episode of Top of the Pops.

MJo: Right, young rumble, today we're going to destroy the Wimbledon Tennis Championships and get rid of all this dog poo from the common. Get yourself a golf club.

RB: Well, if you're not having an affair, whose square pants are these?

HD: Well, things are heating up in Balamory. Archie's been radicalised.

MJu: Well, Miss Hoolie, I'm wondering if I'm going to be regretting this job in 14 years.

RB: Mr. Tumble, you're 43. Grow up, for fuck's sake.

MJo: Johnny's dad said, "Do your revision". So Johnny left school and entered the Eurovision Song Contest.

EB: Daddy Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed". Mommy Bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda".

RB: Just 3 more blobs of glue, and that's a massive cock and bulls there.

HD: And the janitor would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for the photographs he had taken of the pesky kids.

MJu: Yodel delivery driver Pat, Yodel delivery driver Pat. He's thrown a parcel in your hedge.

EB: And now it's time for resident band of children violinists. Please welcome, the kiddy fiddlers.

HD: And now, Peppa Pig, is a recipe on Saturday Kitchen.

AB: Let's see what's happening over at the Magic Roundabout. Yup, more dogging.

MJu: And just remember, your Blue Peter badge can get you in 3 in over 200 strip clubs and lap dancing establishments.

EB: Look, Iggle Piggle, it's the Ninky Nonk. Ooh, the Nin... (sighs). <> said my <> made him weep like a little girl.

Unlikely Things To Hear At Euro 2016 Edit

MJo: Wayne Rooney's come out, covered in <>. I think the manager has told him to play as a unit.

HD: Rooney is playing in the pocket. Oh, that's unpleasant.

AB: And England go through on penalties!

EB: And the French mascot is seven-year-old Lucille DuBois from Nice, showing us all how to smoke a cigarette with real <> there.

MJu: That is an absolutely shocking decision by the referee. Black shorts, black shirt, I'm sure the girls would agree with me: way too matchy matchy.

MJo: Let's not forget that Roy Keane and Martin Škrtel were clubmates at Real Sociopath.

RB: Oh, that is an absolute beauty, Swedish, about 25. Well done, dirty Dave on camera 5.

HD: England in the front three are trying to get behind, but the WAGs are having none of it.

AB: And the crowd have invaded the pitch, and the French officials have, surrendered.

EB: Did that cross the line? Seem a bit racist to me.

HD: Well, next for us, it's Iceland/Turkey, and when that is defrosted, it's England/Slovakia.

RB: And Russia have gone for a 4-3-3-7-8-10-1-9-16 formation. We're never going to get out of this alley.

HD: Well, let's look at the stats in the first half, I was responsible for 90% of the cliches, and that really is, the icing on the cake.

AB: And the Swedes are out. He really should've worn tighter shorts.

RB: So who's up for the World Cup in Russia? Guys? Guys?!

MJo: There goes Ronaldo down the wing doing what he did a minute ago and it's slightly slower, this is the replay, isn't it...

HD: Goal! Well they say, cometh the hour, cometh the man, and I have, I'm just off to get some more pants.

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