The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the second series.
Bad Things To Say At Prime Minister's Question TimeEdit
- FB: Prime Minister, could you look intrested while I bring up some boring shit about my constituency?
- DM: Is this going to take long because I've got an appointment with a rentboy in half an hour
- HD: Can I ask the prime Minister, are you paying to much for your car insurance?
- FB: We've got 1, we've got 2, we've got 2 more poofs than you
- RB: Could I ask the Prime Minister, when are you going to retire you bastard?
- FB: Prime Minister my first is in P, but not in canoe, what am I?
The Very Worst Person To Be President of The United StatesEdit
- RB: (just walks up, in the immediately recognisable manner of George Bush)
- HD: I am President Jimmy and the band was Showaddywaddy
- RB: I'm Barry Scott and this is Clillit Bang
- AP: This round is much easier if you can do impressions
- RB: Calm down dear, it's a commercial
Unlikely Things To Hear At The OscarsEdit
- DM: And the award goes to Ross Kemp
- RB: The dress, oh, Primark
- FB: Unfortunately King Kong can't be with us tonight, but...
- HD: Thank you, I wasn't even in that one
- AP: Thank you, this will be on eBay tomorrow morning
- SP: They said they couldn't make the Sally Gunnell story, but here we are
- DM: I'd like to thank the person who cast me as a blind, autistic, Parkinson's Diesease ridden newt for making this award almost inevitable
- RB: For the best film in a foreign language, Pride and Prejudice
- HD: Death to the West
- FB: As a gay cowboy, I think I know where I'll be putting this little fella
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