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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the second episode of the series.

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Rejected First Lines For the New Harry Potter BookEdit

FB: Harry thought of his magical adventures very differently, now that he'd been diagnosed as a schizophrenic.

HD: 'Don't you realise, Ron,' said Harry, 'with our magic powers we simply won't need rehypnol.'

FB: Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves.

HD: I am Lord Voldemort! And I am an alcoholic.

RI: Grease the goat! Grease the goat! Grease the goat!

EB: Harry stared at his own spectacles and thought 'I can summon a centaur, but I can't fix my astygmatism.'.

AP: I have earned more money than The Queen. I can't be asked.

HD: 'I'm sorry Harry', said Ron. 'I...I thought you felt the same way.'

JB: 'Genital warts at Hogwarts?' said Matron. 'What's that?'

EB: Harry wrapped the elastic around his arm, and tapped the crook of his elbow, trying to get a vein up. 'Come on, you bastard!' he said.

FB: Something about the spell must have gone wrong, because one of Harry's testicles had turned into a scorpion.

HD: It was October, and the start of Harry's 5th term at Feltham Young Offenders' Institution.

FB: 'Show us where Dumbledore touched you', said the judge. 'Show us on the doll.'

Unhelpful Things To Say In a CrisisEdit

EB: I know, why don't we get the U.N. invloved?

HD: Statistically speaking, of course, in these circumstances, most of us will die.

FB: Kumbaya, M'lord, Kumbaya!

AP: I think this 14th century text adequately sums up what I want to say.

FB: I know you're a hijacker, but I ordered a vegetarian meal.

RI: I know this is probably the wrong time, but I've got an erection.

FB: Women and children first! Then I'll shag the men and the animals.

AP: AAAAAAAGGH!!!!

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