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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the fourth series.

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Things You Wouldn't Hear On a Driving TestEdit

FB: When I slap the dashboard with my forehead, I'd like you to crawl out of the wreckage and fetch help.

HD: OK, when I give you the signal, I want you to wind the window down and call the cyclist a wanker!

RH: Right, five pounds for a pensioner. Good.

FB: My stumps don't reach the pedals!

RH: Stella?

DM: Well, if you'd just like to pull into the lay-by, we can complete the oral part of the test.

RH: Right, when I say "go", foot down, straight through Jeweller's, get what you can.

FB: You made one mistake sir: a pine air freshener doesn't cover up the smell of a dead hitchiker.

DM: Well...if she doesn't get up, you've definitely failed.

HD: Well, at least we know the air bags work.

AP: George Michael? You've passed!

FB: If I fail, can I still keep driving my taxi?

MW: Me, in a car. Can't believe it!

FB: On the signal, I'd like you to mount the pavement and kill my ex-wife.

RH: Grab the wheel. (As if leaning out the window) PIIIIIIIIIIGS! ...Left here.

FB: There are two ways you can pass: you can spend two hours driving around Norwich, or you can suck on this.



What The Queen Didn't Say In Her Christmas MessageEdit

HD: ...What the fuck are you staring at?!?

RH: So if you're bored around Christmas time, here's what I like to do. Peel a satsuma so it looks like a wang!

FB: Edward stuffed a turkey this year. He seemed to be awfully good at it...

AP: Lord Stevens had it wrong: I did have her killed!

HD: Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

FB: It's been good to spend some time with my family. And Harry.

MW: (After not being able to do an impression of the Queen): Hello, I'm here with some token blacks!

HD: (Wiping his lips, as if he's just eaten something): Yum, yum! I've just eaten a swan!

DM: It's time like these that make me think of those less...oh, fuck it.

HD: (With a male voice): Yes...it's not her, it's me. And she's perfectly safe. As long as you do everything I say.

AP: I've just had four portions of christmas puddings, and I'm so stuffed...I've just touched cloth.

RH: Well, what a year it's been. This year, what did we do--Teabagging! Did that for the first time. (garbles)...like that...

FB: HA! You changed the channel and I'm still here, fuckers!

HD: I've just had my traditional Christmas roast. Philip at the front...

RH: (In a quiet tone): Don't tell anyone, but I'm actually an elf!

FB: I've had a few medical problems this year; I'm now so old...that my pussy is haunted.

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