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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the second episode of the fourth series.

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Unlikely Lines To Find In The Bible Edit

  • AP: And Paul was on his way to Damascus, when he was hit by a helicopter gunship.
  • FB: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. This is the weirdest car boot sale I've been to.
  • MW: Anyway, I'm rambling on.
  • AP: He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
  • HD: And God said, let there be light!... Sponsored by Powergen.
  • FB: A man who lies with another man should be stoned. It helps, that's all I'm saying!
  • IS: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
  • MW: And God said, right, that's the 14 commandments, now will you remember all those? (RH: That's very good)
  • HD: Table for 12, Jesus? I can do two 6's at 8:30.
  • FB: And on the eighth day, God created a magic talking leopard, and forgot all about us.
  • AP: And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers for Justice,
  • HD: It rained for forty days and forty nights, although Thames Water still had a hosepipe ban.
  • FB: St Paul's third epistle to the Corinthians. "Dear Corinthians, I've written to you twice now; no reply. I don't know how you do things in Corinth, but where I'm from, that's a bit rude.

Bad Things For a Teacher To Say Edit

  • AP: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
  • HD: You know the rules, Thomas: if you forget your PE kit, I take the lesson in my pants.
  • AP: Hello, I'm Mr. Glitter.
  • FB: You're all going on the school trip, but if any of you have ever watched the news, you know that you won't all be coming back.
  • HD: Good essay, nice hooters.
  • FB: We've all had a hard time since Sharon went missing, I, for example haven't been able to use my basement.
  • AP: No, Karen, we don't want a fat Mary.
  • FB: Are you chewing, boy? This is the worst blowjob I've had all day!
  • RH: I don't know the answer. Watkins, I just do this job for the holidays!
  • FB: It turns out you're not dyslexic, you're just really, really, stupid.
  • MW: It's you're own time you're wasting, not mine. I pissed my life already
  • FB: Today's game of "Head's Down, Thumbs Up" begins with the sound of my zipper.
  • HD: I have been at this school for over forty years. I buggered your fathers and I will bugger you!
  • FB: There's only one "A" on you're report card, Thompson. It's from the school nurse, and it stands for "AIDS".

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