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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the fourth series.
Key
- HD – Hugh Dennis
- AP – Andy Parsons
- FB – Frankie Boyle
- RH – Russell Howard
- SK – Shappi Khorsandi
- FM – Fred MacAulay
Topics
Rejected Lines From Movies
RH: E.T phone premium rate sex line!
FB: Milk, bread, Rich Tea biscuits...are you sure this is this the right list, Mr. Schindler?
AP: There are 50,000 Zulu outside, now tell Jade to get back inside and keep her bloody mouth shut!
HD: (with Austrian accent): This T-1000 cybernetic organism has encountered a problem and needs to close. Do you wish to send an error report?
RH: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. But on weekends, Majorie.
FB: A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fish fingers and a bottle of Jacob's Creek.
SK: Goooood morning, Chelten-ham!
HD: Well there's one thing I should tell you Mr. Darcy...I have chlamidia.
AP: What, Rambo? You want to wait for a U.N resolution?
FM: You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, Ibrahim!
FB:(with an American accent) Frankly, my dear I don't give a damn. But thank you for phoning the BT helpline.
HD: (impersonating Darth Vader): Look, Skywalker...I am your mother!
Unlikely Excerpts From a Nature Documentary
AP: D'ya see this little fella here? (points to hand, then smacks it)
FM: PULL!
HD: I'm having to whisper, because this woman's husband is in the room next door.
FB: This beautifiul hummingbird...is no match for my squash racket.
FM: And I'm having to whisper, because the bear has got me in a headlock.
FB: Penguin, with his head trapped in a beer can. Tragic, and yet somehow hilarious.
AP: I'm stood here in the jungle, in my bath robe...because my luggage is still at Heathrow.
RH: Welcome back to "Pimp my Hippo".
AP: And here we have two insects...shagging away...phwoaaar!
FB: Out of the water climbs a majestic otter, who turns-- oh no, it's a dog.
AP: And yes, the lion's after the impala, and the lion's got the impala: TUCK IN MY SON! LION 1, IMPALA NIL!
FB: (with an Australian accent) I'm the ghost of Steve Irwin, and welcome to "Animals Kill the Daftest Bastards!"