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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the fourth series.

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Unlikely Things To Hear On Comic ReliefEdit

  • AP: And we'd just like to thank the donation of 160,000 turkeys from a Mr B. Matthews.
  • FB: Remember: tonight isn't just about comedy, here's Ben Elton.
  • HD: Of course we're also supporting projects in the UK - for example, this is my extension.
  • JC: My name is Abit. I'm seven years old and I have to walk five miles everyday to get fresh water, so I really don't have time to play football with fat celebrities. Fuck off and give me the money.
  • RH: (as Bernard Manning) Right, here'e one for you, 3 Ethiopians walk into a bar...
  • FB: If we remove all these villagers' cataracts, one day they might be able to make our shoes.
  • RG: Yeah, I don't believe it either, some of those kids are fatter then I am.
  • FB: And remember 20% of everything you give goes directly to a grinning warlord wearing a necklace of human finger bones.
  • HD: This village had one goat. Until I ate it!
  • FB: Later, Dawn French will be climbing into a bath full of beans. Not for charity: it's her supper!
  • RH: (jumping) We're from the Masai tribe, when are we going to get the money for that ident we did?

The Worst Thing Your New Neighbour Could SayEdit

  • FB: What day do the bins go out around here, my wife's body is starting to stink!
  • HD: (hillbilly accent) Well, looks like we got ourselves a fresh one.
  • AP: I hope my turkeys won't be keeping you awake.
  • FB: My wife and I are nudists and have been for the past 70 years.
  • HD: You're bigger than you look through the telescope.
  • JC: Welcome to the street, or as we like to call it, the cul-de-sac of Christ.
  • HD: (as Jimmy Savile) Do you like the music of Showaddywaddy?
  • RH: I can see you when you sleep.
  • HD: Yes that's right, the wife breeds rottweilers, the kids are in a brass band and I'm a paedophile!
  • FB: (with Russell as a dog) It's simple: your dog and I are in love. (rides Russell off camera)

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