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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the fifth series.

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Unlikely Things To Hear at WimbledonEdit

  • FB: New balls... developing on both the Williams sisters.
  • HD: Well this crowd really has taken this young Serbian girl to their hearts, they obviouslly don't know her father's a war criminal.
  • RH: Would the working class family on Henman Hill kindly leave? You're putting the middle class off their strawberries, you know who you are, you filthy mudbloods!
  • FB: A dog has run onto the court. And it's beaten Tim Henman!
  • RH: Now here's a question John, Nadal, could he turn you?
  • FB: There's no strawberries left, you'll have to have chips.
  • HD: Well, you know. this rain could be taken as God's judgement on how shit we are at tennis.
  • FB: As the Scottish man holds the Wimbledon trophy aloft, the earth opens and swallows him whole.
  • RH: Cliff Richard's there with a wonderful rendition of Dr. Dre's "Bitches ain't shit".
  • HD: Oh my goodness, there's a double fault. One for being a woman, the other for being German.
  • MM: It has just come to our attention that Tim Henman's father died six Wimbledons ago and has been sitting there with the same look of disappointment ever since.

What a Newsreader Would Never SayEdit

  • FB: The football scores now, so you may want to look away, if you're a woman or a gay.
  • JR: Good evening, here is the news, I'm Moria Stuart. Why did the BBC sack me, is it because I is black?
  • FB: Just watching that press conference, I wouldn't be surprised if it was her stepfather that did it.
  • JR: Here's the news at 10, I'm Fiona Bruce, standing up or behind a desk, it's all the same to me.
  • FB: Press the red button now to operate the vibrating doughnuts I have placed in my trousers. (Buzz) Please!.
  • RH: You've sent in your e-mails and we've been reading them and my my, aren't you a bunch of racist biggots?
  • FB: If you've taped that earthquake to enjoy later and don't want to know how many died, look away now.
  • MM: Wimbledon news now and Tim Henman... you know the rest.
  • FB: News just in... I'm HIV positive?
  • HD: Well time for your own regional news now, I'm off for a dump, see you at 10!

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