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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eleventh episode of the fifth series.

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Unlikely Things For a Royal Correspondent To SayEdit

  • FB: Isn't it wonderful to see Prince Charles being made king...at the age of 137!
  • AP: And the Queen there majestically taking her place in the queue, to withdraw her savings from Northern Rock.
  • HD: The Queen asked me if I was from the BBC and I said I was....and she told me to piss off!
  • AP: There we see Prince Phillip going over to talk to man from China...this should be interesting.
  • MM: In fact it's the Chinese premier, and he's just asked him for a menu.
  • FB: Prince Harry hasn't been put off by the congestion charge, he says he still manages to come into Chelsea twice a day!
  • HD: Well the crowd are absolutely loving this event, the night sky is dancing with light, yes, the Queen set fire to Windsor Castle again...
  • FB: It's great to see the whole family waving from the balcony....through the sights of my AK-47!
  • HD: And as Prince Phillip cuts the tape to open this mental institution...the doctors have got him!


What a Rugby Commentator Would Never SayEdit

  • HD: Oh and he's skipped through the defence and that's lucky because if these South Sea Islanders catch you...they eat you.
  • FB: Time for the scrum where the players can have a quick kiss, and exchange phone numbers.
  • AP: And it's the coin toss, and Johnny Wilkinson has sprained his thumb!
  • HD: And that is a massive tackle....wish mine was like that.
  • FB: Not everyone's been able to get tickets to this World Cup final, and we know a lot of you are watching at home, so hello to you: The England team!
  • HD: Oh and it's bad news for New Zealand...Rugby Doesn't Matter!
  • BN: And keep an eye on this ball as it hits the ground cos it's such an unusual shape it could go anywhere!
  • AP: (Imitating rugby chant dance) CILLIT BANG! CILLIT BANG! KIA ORA! KIA ORA!
  • FB: All pretence has been abandoned as both teams take to the field naked covered in lubricant to the sound of pounding techno.
  • RH: Thick muscular necks, broken noses and powerful thighs. The rugby wives are minging.
  • FB: This young man has a brilliant playing career ahead of him, followed by a bleak career as an after dinner speaker before his suicide at 40.
  • HD: Well he is in many ways the perfect fly-half: legs of a human, torso of a blue bottle.
  • RH: The South Africans their passing to their one black player Johnny Token.
  • HD: So it's England versus Samoa, a team of rank amateurs against Samoa

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