The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eighth episode of the fifth series.
- FB: There's a white man in the final of the 100 metres: good luck with that
- HD: That man runs like a panther, and if he could learn just to use 2 legs he'd be absolutely unbeatable
- AP: And I've got to say it's a suprise, yes, the winner of the marathon are 4 blokes tied together dressed as Spiderman
- AC: This should be a laugh, women running!
- HD: Lane 1: the UK. Lane 2: the USA. Lane 3: closed for resurfacing
- EB: And here come the walkers now, mincing their way into the stadium
- FB: And in this final of the women's gymnastics, I've been nailed to my chair for my own good
- HD: And there's the bell! Can someone get the door please? I'm commentating
- FB: Tragedy in the water polo, as most of the horses drown
- AP: And the urine sample appears to have melted the beaker. That's not a good sign
- HD: And in the end it took a photograph to separate them: the one of him shagging a pole dancer in Nevada
- FB: And in the slow-motion replay you can quite clearly see his cock swinging from side-to-side
The Worst Thing To Say When Running For U.S. PresidentEdit
- FB: I intend to withdraw from Iraq: invade some real pussies, like Spain
- HD: Hi there. I'm like George Bush, only less intelligent
- FB: I will never forget the terrible events of 9/12
- EB: Now I know what you're thinking a Sagittarius for President, but I have Leo rising
- AP: Yes I smoked marijuana, and I inhaled, just now (giggles)
- FB: There are no skeletons in my closet, just a black latex dildo suit
- HD: (as Jimmy Savile) I would like you to call me President Showaddywaddy
- FB: I have a magnificent war record, it's Pipes of Peace by Paul McCartney
- EB: Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana, I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail (inhale)
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