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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the sixth series.

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Bad Things To Say At a Job InterviewEdit

FB: What can I bring to the job? A burning hatred of the West, a hook for a hand, and a pilot's licence.

HD: The, er, five-year employment gap, yeah? I was canoeing.

EB: Right, I hope that we can all be professional about the fact that I've just split up with all three of you...

AP: I'm really only here because I'm hoping to slip on a wet floor, and then fall off a ladder.

FB: Yes, I've had a few changes of address: Wormwood Scrubs, Broadmoor, but for the last 3 months I've lived in your air conditioning.

ZL: Erm, I'm really into diversity: in my last job I made sure we had a black a fruit and a fatty.

HD: I have always wanted to work in a motel. (To side) I'M TELLING THEM, MOTHER, I'M TELLING THEM!

FB: This job would be a great opportunity for me: to steal a shitload of stationery.

RH:HEEEEYYYYY!!!!! I rememmber you from the dungeon! It's me! Gimpy Terry!

AP: I'm Gimpy Terry's mate!

FB:Sum myself up in three words? Well, I suppose it would have to be Killer Alien Vagina.

RH: What do you mean, I'm under-qualified to be a plumber? I'm 5 hours late, I've done a piss in your sink!

EB: When can I start? Yesterday. But I can only work till today.

FB: NINE TILL FIVE? NINE TO FIVE? MY MEDICATION WEARS OFF AT THREE!

Things You Wouldn't Hear On Songs of PraiseEdit

FB: HELLO CANTERBURY! LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!

HD: Well, the locals here on the Shetland Isles have given us a tremendous welcome: today, we have our act of worship, and tomorrow, they're burning me in a wicker man!

RH: They call him G-O-D and he the big daddy, he look like me but he more beardy!

ZL(Irish accent): Hello, I'm Sister Margaret, and I'm an alcoholic!

FB: The parishoners will now go forward to receive communion...if they can get past Atlas and Predator!

RH: Christians in one corner, Muslims in the other...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

HD: Well, the goat is strapped to the altar, so let's begin!

EB: That was beautiful. Such a shame there's no one actually up there to have heard it.

FB: And we appear to have a streaker-No! One of the altar boys has escaped from the vestry!

AP: If you're enjoying this, why not turn over to BBC Three, where you can enjoy Songs of Praise Uncut!

HD: Well, now; "Choir of the Week". They're not the Von Trapp family, but they were the trapped family: it's the Fritzls from Austria!

FB: The next reading is from St. Paul's first letter to Jim'll Fix it.

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