FB: We've managed to crack the German code. Turns out they were sending messages in German.
HD: [German accent and confused] Why are we speaking English?
AP: I'm afraid we all can't afford goggles, so what we're going to have is go like this. (makes rings with his hands and puts themover face)
AH: Terribly sorry Sergeant, it's just that when you said "Let's all band together and take Jerry from behind."
DM: So chaps, this is the strategy for the get out of the prisoner of war camp, we sit it out until the end of the war.
FB: I can't feel my legs! That's because your arms have been blown off!
HD: I'm saving private Ryan... money on his car insurance!
FB: Is anyone else embarrassed that we've all turned up in the same outfit?
RH: There's only one way to settle this war, through the medium of dance.
HD: Don't worry Tommy, I'll make sure she gets it... It's Chlamydia, isn't it?
FB: You've each been selected for this mission, because you're unknown to the enemy, and you each have a special skill: Professor Hawking, John Lesley, Phil Neville, The Wu-Tang clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs monster, and Daniel Day Lewis! Welcome, to Operation: MIND-FUCK!