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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the ninth episode of the sixth series.

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Lines You Wouldn't Hear In a Sci-Fi FilmEdit

  • FB: We've discovered an alien queen, and she's laid enough eggs to take over the galaxy. This writing, it says 'Katona'.
  • HD: I am C-3PO! This is my cousin, W-D40!
  • RH: 'Alright, Chewie, you look different after that back, sack and crack wax!' (Chewbacca groan, they cry)
  • MM: My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi. This's my brother, Obi-Careful, my sister, Obi-Have, and my dog, Obi-Asport!
  • FB: Use the force, Luke, I've ran out of lubricant.
  • HD: Yeah, that's, er, that's right, we aliens have learned your language by, er, listening to your radio broadcasts!
  • FB: The androids are going berserk, Captain! Let's try switching them off, and then on again.
  • HD: Stardate 2171.6. Captain's Log: Still won't flush, I'll try again later.
  • FB: Vader, you look like a big black dildo!
  • MM: Captain, erm, I've been repeatedly firing this laser at that alien, er, but all I've managed to do is improve its eyesight and give it a Brazilian.
  • FB: s' Not easy being a Vulcan, Captain. Due to my death grip, I can't masturbate.
  • RH: (Chewbacca groan, coughs)- Had that hairball in there for years.
  • HD: I need to break into the Death Star's computer system. Who knows Darth Maul's mother's maiden name?
  • FB: Captain, the ethereal sounds being made by this beautiful dying creature from another world...IS SOME FUNKY SHIT!

Things You Wouldn't Hear On The RadioEdit

  • FB: In that episode of The Hugh Dennis Story, Hugh Dennis was played by Bruce Willis, Steve Punt was played by Hugh Dennis and the band was Showaddywaddy. (HD replied "You!")
  • MM: You touch my turnips and I'll fuck you up! (hums The Archers theme tune)
  • AP: And now for a travel update. There's an accident on the M1. It's a good one, so HURRY UP! There's FLAMES and EVERYTHING!
  • FB: Next, "A Book at Bedtime". Martin Jarvis reads the speeches of Hitler in a high pitched girl's voice.
  • LL: Good afternoon, this is Radio 4, and I have a regional accent.
  • RH: Next on Radio 4, The Dogging Forecast.
  • FB: Here on Traffic Watch we're predicting long delays on the M4, when I'm about to hit my ex-wife's car with this helicopter.
  • HD: And now, it's the panel show where our panel try to stave off premature ejaculation, yes, it's Just a Minute.
  • MM: Good morning, this is breakfast with Tony Blackburn! I'm not actually on the radio, I've broken into your kitchen, do you want toast?
  • RH: Next, more lesbian propaganda with Woman's Hour.
  • FB: Well, you've certainly stumped the Gardeners' Question Time panel, none of us know how to bring a fox to orgasm.
  • AP: You're listening to Heart FM. The same 5 songs, all day long.
  • FB: 6 AM! WELCOME TO THE BREAKFAST SHOW! WHO'S UP AT 6 AM?! MY WIFE'S LEAVING ME! MY DAD DIDN'T GET UP AT 6 AM AND HE WAS A FUCKING MINER!

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