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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the seventh series.

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Things You Wouldn't Hear From a Weather ForecasterEdit

  • HD: The Met Office have issued a weather warning, they've told the weather not to do that again or there'll be trouble.
  • FB: Temperatures could rise to 31 degrees- SHIT! I'VE LEFT MY BABY IN THE CAR!
  • RH:  A hurricane tonight will be caused by low pressure, and God’s hatred of homosexuality.
  • FB: A huge depression over Scotland, and now the weather.
  • FS: And finally, a warning to high fever sufferers: Don't come sneezing near me or I'll rip your face off.
  • HD: So here's the summary: Monday shite, Tuesday shite, Wednesday shite, Thursday bollocks.
  • AP: The humidity's rising, the barometer's going low. Tonight, for the first time, just about half past ten... it's gonna start raining men.
  • FB: Yeah it looks bright for the weekend, I've got three grams of coke in my pocket and my wife's on holiday.
  • HD: Well let's go to Carol on the roof of Television Centre: she's not meant to be there; she's just a bit depressed.
  • FB: This part of the country is gonna stay hot and wet for quite some time, because that's where my girlfriend lives. Oh, yeah!
  • HD: So, it's gonna be between 17 and 21, but (Silvio) Berlusconi won't date older than that.
  • RH: It was raining cats and dogs last night. I should know; I was throwing them off my roof.
  • GY: What you watchin me for, look out the fuckin' window.
  • FS: It's gonna be cloudier tonight. I love those German birds.
  • FB: What do you care what the weather's gonna be like, you look shit in all your clothes!

Deleted Lines From Star TrekEdit

  • HD: Kirk to Enterprise. Okay, how about if I stand over here? *moves*
  • FB: 'HALUMMAHAMNEBALHEMNEHUMBAHA.' 'Scotty, that's the most convincing your accent has ever been.'
  • FS: (imitating steering) Captain I can see an alien ship approaching, it's not showing up on the radar. It's a circular vessel, some sort of lettering and number- Oh no sorry it's m- it's my tax disc.
  • HD: I have no emotion. My mother was a Vulcan, my father was Gordon Brown.
  • RH: All right, which one of you ate my scotch egg.
  • FB: This is the Federation of Gay Planets, open your docking bay and prepare to be boarded.
  • RH: Say what, Spock, your towel is a lot softer than mine.
  • GY: Captains log. Just seen some aliens OMG WTF LOL smiley face.
  • FB: 'Who are these terrifying aliens?' 'You can't call 'em that anymore, Captain, it's Uhura and Sulu.
  • HD: (with a strange voice) Velcome to ze S.S.Enterprise, Mr. Ecclestone!
  • AP: Now which one of you put your red top in the washing with all the yellow ones?!
  • RH: There's gonna be some changes around here... They call me Captain Tatty Bojangles.
  • FB: 'What's wrong, Captain Picard?' 'WHAT'S WRONG?! I'M A SERIOUS SHAKESPEARIAN ACTOR, AND I'M TALKING TO THE AMBASSADOR OF THE FUCKING WORM PEOPLE!'

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