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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the second episode of the seventh series.

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Unlikely Things To Hear On a Survival ShowEdit

  • FB: I was first taught to eat in the bush by a french girl i went out with a university
  • HD: To get the fish: Break the ice, jump the checkout and RUN!
  • TS: Not only is this lake good for fish, but we can also put a body in it.
  • FB: Using excrements, mud and twigs, they've made primative bedding here at The Premier Travel Lodge
  • RH: I'm in the congo, lets settle this once and for all, do you boys like Um Bongo?
  • AP: Here I am, in the jungle. The mighty jungle. Awim bawe awim bawe awim!
  • FB: But who are the truly civilized? Is it the emboopee tribe, or is it us, with our books, our medicine, and our internet Oh yes it's us.
  • RG: Of course food is a scarce and valuble resource to these tribespeople. So i've just bagged myself two nights with this fella's wife for a Twix
  • HD: You know Ant and Dec think that their jungle's pretty tough well they join my today but there was no food, so i eat them
  • RH: The villagers get up early and walk five miles to fetch clean water every day, which begs the question: Why not move the village closer?
  • FB: The strong, powerful sun is making me sweat. Oh shit here comes his dad!
  • HD: I've been living in these woods for three weeks now. But that's what happens if you marry to the home secretary if he catches you watching porn.
  • RH: I'm Bear Grylls, and this is my brother, Wolf Stirfry.
  • FB: I've just achieved my life's ambition, by climbing Everest, with no food, and no equipment. NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY?! NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!

Unlikely Things To Read On a PacketEdit

  • FB: Ragu Sauce. If you gave this to someone who is actually from Italy, they punch you in the face!
  • HD: To open, push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly, STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!
  • AP: Serves four, ya greedy bastard, now put some of that back!
  • FB: Viagra are proud sponsors of Andy Murray. For people who can only achive a semi.
  • TS: Bag may also be used for autoerotic asphyxiation.
  • RH: Fair-trade coffee. If you don't like it, you're racist.
  • FB: Sunny Delight counts towards your five-a-day. As minus two.
  • HD: To stop diarrhea, take one teaspoon... and shove it up your arse.
  • RG: Adults and children over 12 years... Try not to get those two mixed up.
  • AP: Cup a soup. Just add soup.
  • FB: Best before date: Rohypnol.
  • RH: Serving Suggestions: on a plate, you thick moron!
  • FB: We use only the very cheapest horsemeat to make 'Fuck it, it's just a cat'.

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