The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the seventh series.
Deleted Lines From a Fantasy FilmEdit
- RH: 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the fellowship of the ring, please leave a message after the tone'
- FB: 'Ron had been suffering from swine flu, and people were avoiding him. Luckily he was ginger and he was used to it'
- HD: 'I don't know why you're so upset Harry, the original Dumbledore died three films ago and no-one gave a shit'
- RH: 'Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe? No Edmond, we found your porn stash.'
- FB: 'My friends we will never hear the words Mordor again...Taggart has been cancelled!'
- LP: 'No Harry, it's not a five headed dog, it's Girls Aloud'
- HD: 'I am Aslan...formed by the merger of Asda and Matalan!'
- FB: 'We had only been there for a day but to us it felt like 15 years...THAT'S BIRMINGHAM!'
- HD: 'Did you honestly think I could be defeated by someone younger? I...AM ARLENE PHILLIPS!'
- AP: 'Welcome to Mordor...twinned with Swansea'
- GD: (Embracing Lucy Porter) 'This will never work Frodo'
- FB: 'In the wardrobe we found a magical compartment that led to, The Fritzl Family'
- RH: 'He stole it from me, my precious, my...oh no it's in my pocket'
- GD: 'Alright John how's it going, alright? Yeah, how's the kids? Alright, see you later'
- FB: 'I'm not a dwarf I'm a lesbian!'
Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your FlatmateEdit
- FB: 'That's my milk in the fridge, I squeeze it out of my tits with a vice'
- AP: 'No we can't share the electricity bill, I've got a phone charger and a laptop, and you're on a life support machine'
- FB: 'My last flat was just like Friends, have you seen The One Where Joey Kills Everybody
- HD: 'I love talking to you, with you I can...(growls) be my real self'
- RH: 'There's just two of us, well three if you count God'
- GD: 'I'd give it ten minutes in the toilet if I were you, that one could talk'
- FB: 'Well if you don't think I'm a nosy bastard why did you write that in your diary!'
- LP: 'Oh that, that's just a novelty shower gel in the shape of a webcam'
- RH: 'Hey, you said there wasn't enough room to swing a cat look at this...(Imitates swinging a cat)...loads of room'
- HD: 'Oh, er a Mr. Jihad called, he says it's time'
- FB: 'I don't see why I should pay for half the loo roll when I never use any'
- HD: 'I tell you what, that hoover is powerful'
- FB: 'Okay there's one certain way to find out who ate my "yoghurt", an AIDS test'
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