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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the seventh series.

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Unlikely Lines From a ThrillerEdit

FB: Michael, Peter, David, Vladimir - i think we may have a spy in the organisation.

HD: Get me the Pentagon! Then the triangle, and then the square.

AP: Ah, Pussy Galore, Bond here. I've been told by my doctor that i need to contact all previous partners.

FB: The owner of this motel dresses up as his mother and stabs people. But the guidebook says it's still better than the IBIS.

HD: I want you to go to Warsaw, and meet a man called Boraslav. You'll then ask him why he didn't fix my plumbing before he left for home.

RH: Miss Scarlet looked at him through the window. He had one massive testicle like a space hopper. THAT was why they called him Professor Plum.

FB: This is no ordinary pen, Bond. Turn it upside down, the woman's clothes drop off and you can see her tits.

HD: Red or green? Red or green? Which do i cut? Come on, they're only peppers! How long is this salad going to take???

FB: We need to find the 3rd man! There's no way Amanda Holden will shag just two of us!

SF: Heeeeeeeeere's.......Simon.

AP: The Orient Express has been cancelled. However, there was a murder on the temporary Orient replacement bus.

RH: I have Amnesia. The tattoos on my body will tell me what happened. (looks under shirt) 'Dara Was Here'?

FB: I'd been a serial killer for 4 years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then you bite one guy on the ass, suddenly you're the Buttmuncher.

RH: Aaaagh, the Buttmuncher's got me! The Buttmuncher's got me!

Bad Things To Say At a WeddingEdit

SF: (covers hand) I do.

HD Don't worry, the vows are simple, just repeat after me - eeneemeeneemakarakrerradominakajiggapokkalollipopparompompoosh!

RH: We will now sing hymn number 225 - My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard.

FB: When John went down on one knee, i wish i'd known that he was having a stroke.

HD: I'd like to thank Elsie for the flowers. It was her funeral i nicked them from.

RH: So your best man's in an absolute state.' 'That's my mum.'

FB: Now, it's my job to tell some amusing stories about Gavin, so first of all, for a kick-off, he's a hermaphrodite.

HD: 'My bride always wears white. Isn't that right, Dolly?' 'Baaaaaa!'.

FB: Now, Carol's family have always had their doubts about me. So first of all, let me explain why i'm naked.

ZL: This is my first gay wedding. So, you must be the pretty one.

FB: To my new son-in-law, i would say this - you have released me. This monster is yours now.

AP: I would like to apologise for the state of my clothes and the smell of sick, only i spent last night in a skip. Anyway....dearly beloved, we are gathered here today........

HD: People have said to me 'why have you stopped being a bachelor after so long?', and i say 'well, look at her - she's wealthy and she's dying.'.

FB: It wouldn't be a traditional Norfolk wedding without a speech from the father of the bride and groom.

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