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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the sixth episode of the seventh series.

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Bad Things To Hear At The PychiatristsEdit

FB - I don't want you to think of me as a psychiatrist, I want you to think of me as a mental patient who killed a psychiatrist before you got here.

HD - You think you are a potato? On the couch, please.

EB - Welcome to your first session of Freudian analysis, what seems to be the penis?

FB - Well you say that you're paranoid but I have a report here that says you looked very relaxed in the bath this morning.

AP - Oh yes, I can see why you fancy your mother, she's something of a fox.

RH - I see you've tried to commit suicide five times... your dad was right. You are useless.

FB - You've been coming here for six months to talk about your trust issues, well we've been filming you for Britain's Nuttiest Bastards!

HD - Yes I think your parents caused you problems from a very early age, Clitorina.

SF - Your thoughts that you're horrifficly unattractive are all in your mind... mister... Johnson?

RH - Okay, word association, I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your breasts.

EB - Wow, th- that's really interesting. Do you mind if I use some of this stuff as lyrics for my band?

FB - You have emotional problems and a below average IQ. I'm prescribing hollyoaks.

EB - Oh, that's a classic dream. It means you're a pedophile.

RH - I want you to go to your happy place. Judging by the size of you, that's probably Greggs.

FB - Hypnosis could certainly help with your intimicy issues. While you were unconcious I rested my nuts on your head.

Unlikely Things To Hear On a TV Talent ShowEdit

FB - 2007's winner Leon Jackson is still selling records -- at his Saturday job at HMV Paisley.

SF - Of course it's not a freakshow! Now get your siamese twin asses on that stage and you nail Papa Don't Preach!

FB - Two crosses light up and the crowd cheers as Stavros Flatley are crucified in flames.

RH - Hallo! I'm Rita, I'm 87, and I'm gonna do keep-it-up with me boobs! Hey, I'm like bloody Ronaldo, look at me go!

EB - Okay you're right, I don't really have any talent. But I'm kinda cute and I'm Kylie Minogue's sister for God's sake!

FB - What a hilarious singing dog Susan Boyle is.

HD - When you- when you said you were going to saw a woman in half... I thought you were a magician.

EB - Oh, my family aren't going to believe it when they see me on TV. They think I'm dead!

AP - Hello, I'm Susan Boyle, and I would like to say hello to my brother Frankie! *waves*

FB - Susan Boyle is not related to me, none of my relatives will ever manage to chisel their way out of that cellar.

HD - I am an escapologist. Today, I have escaped from Broodmoor!

FB - Next on ITV4 is ITV3's coverage of ITV2's Making Of documentary, about the coverage on ITV4.

AP - Hello, I'm Billy Cock, and this is my partner, Brian Balls, and together we are: Billy and Brian!

RH - Behold, my magical racist cat! "They come over here, they steal our bloody jobs, ROWR! I'm not havin' it!"

FB - That was a beautiful song... until you fucking sang it.

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