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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the ninth episode of the seventh series.

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Rejected Questions From This Year's ExamsEdit

RH - What colour does a Smurf go when we choke it?

HD - Translate the following into German: "Two World Wars And One World Cup, doo dah doo dah"

FB - How many Pepperami bigboys could you feed to Victoria Beckham through a tube before she became visible to the human eye?

RH - What is the name of the force that pulls objects towards the center of the earth? is it A) Gravity or B) (Nerdy) magic

AP - Katie Price is supposedly worth 8 and a half million pounds and has got a thriving TV career. Explain.

SF - If George Micheal leaves at eight o clock for a five mile drive, when does he crash?

FB - There are six lines of equal length. How long will Kerry Katona be in the bathroom?

HD - If a train is going at 70 miles per hour, how surprised would you be?

HW - What is Amnesia? is it A) memory loss A) memory loss or 4) The Battle Of Hastings

AP - If Sally buys three oranges and two apples, how far south of Scotland is she?

FB - Discuss the idea that Willy Wonka was a paedophile.

HW - What is Amnesia? is it A) memory loss

HD - Draw a diagram of the male genitalia. Please use the tracing paper provided.

SF - What are most Canadians renowned for saying? A)

AP - English, is standards declining?

RH - Hitler. Paul Pot. Genghis Khan. Shag, marry or kill?

FB - There's a wedding where Jane invite's 20 guests and her partner Helen invite's 40 guests, How angry is God?

Unlikely Things To Hear On a TV Business ShowEdit

HD: Well, the Footsie has had its best day since March. It went shopping, had lunch with friends, and took in a show before shagging a complete stranger it met at a bar.

RH: Our invention lets you know whether or not a girl fancies you. We call it "beer".

FB: Okay, Dragons, I've developed a system that lets you get your own seat on the bus and it involves TALKING SLIGHTLY TOO LOUDLY THEN PISSING YOURSELF!

HD: This morning, I'm asking for half a million pounds, and with that I will buy half a million lottery tickets.

SF: Good evening, Dragon. Oh, geez, what the hell is that? That's Evan Davies, the host? I'm out.

AP: Okay, we may have lost some money promoting Michael Jackson '02, but let's face it. I've just signed a deal for the new Oasis tour.

FB: Hello, and welcome to "Working Lunch", a show for people who are so good at business, they're sat at home watching the TV in the middle of the fucking day.

HW: Dragons, I have three words for you: Reggae Reggae Condoms.

HD: The last task was easy and yet you cocked it up! I only asked you to BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!

FB: This week, the Dragons meet a retired Nigerian brigadeer with an offer that sounds too good to be true!

RH: Today, there was a hard drop on the Footsie, and I got a bruisy on my handy-wandy.

FB: This week, the Apprentices face the toughest task ever: selling the shite Sir Alan actually makes.

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