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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the eighth series.

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Unlikely Things To Hear On CrimewatchEdit

  • PK: (Impersonates Bruce Forsyth) But before we see tonight's crimes, lets meet the judges!
  • RH: Police say they are looking for a black man in his twenties, and that they always will be.
  • HD: Do you recognize this man? Thought not, it's Nick Clegg.
  • MJ: They say criminals always return to the scene of a crime, which is why we've probably got so many Australians over here.
  • AP: Coming up next week, we'll be trying to solve the murders of the people who phoned up giving infomation on criminals this week.
  • HD: Today we are looking at identity theft. I'm- (frowns)
  • RH: All the victims are deaf, dumb or blind, these are senseless killings.
  • MW: Baffled police are appealing for help, do you know where Wally is?
  • MJ: So uh, if you're being interrogated by the police and they're recording the interview just make sure that every so often you go (claps his hands) ow.
  • HD: Tonight, The Great Train Robbery. London to Glasgow, two hundred and thirty five pounds a turn.
  • AP: Tonight, we're looking for the man who keeps on burgling my home every time I present this programe.
  • PK: (Impersonates Ray Winston) Hello and welcome to Crimewatch, I'm your host Ray Winston, LEAVE IT YOU SLAG!
  • MJ: Don't go camping in the countryside. If you notice that whenever the police find a body, it's always in a tent.
  • HD: Hello, I'm Nick Ross and tonight I'm asking: who stole my fucking job?

Unlikely Things To Hear On A TV Election DebateEdit

  • PK: The truth.
  • RH: Labour, READY!, Tories READY!, BRING ON THE WALL!!
  • HD: I think of this studio as a second home. Which is why I'm claiming expenses for it.
  • AP: The lines have closed. Gordon, it could be you. David, it could be you. Nick, it's not gonna be you.
  • MJ: We in the Tory Party are going to give the north of England a huge boost. And then all the people can come out and lick the chocolate off it.
  • MW: If you're elected you'll raise taxes! If your mum's elected she will.
  • PK: It's me who's got you into this mess, and it's him that'll get you out of it.
  • HD: And at the end of that round, Gordon, you've scored no points.
  • MJ: I'm really very very proud of my working-class roots. When I was growing up, we only had an outside toilet, eventually, we got enough money to buy a house!
  • AP: Cheryl, Tonight you're going to be mentoring the Lib Dems
  • RH: Lembit Opik, What's your real name?
  • HD: How will we shorten waiting lists? Simple. By letting the weak die.
  • MJ: (in a weird voice) Hellooo! I am the Messiah! And the Queen is a biscuit!
  • HD: I am almost certain, that was a floating voter.

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