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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the eighth series.

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Unlikely Things To Get Through Your LetterboxEdit

  • AP: Royal Mail parcel delivery. We called, you were in, so we ran away before you could answer.
  • RH: Just three pounds a month will save last year's X Factor winner from starving.
  • HD: Do you know what's in your attic? It's me, i've been there since Christmas.
  • EB: Have you seen this dog? No? Maybe your windows are too dirty. Call Kevin, the window cleaner.
  • AP: Are you looking for a dog walking service? Then call Ace Kebabs on 318 318.
  • HD: Computer problems? Let me come round and swear at it.
  • RH: Why has your girlfriend stopped changing near the window? Love, Dad.
  • CA: Pizza! Buy one, pay full price.
  • EB: How's my driving? Call 1-800-crashed-into-your-house.
  • KB: Dear Mrs Winehouse: congratulations on turning 100, best wishes, the Queen.
  • HD: Need a room clearing? Call me, I'll come round and fart in it.
  • AP: Looking for an undertaker? Why not call Ace Kebabs on 318 318?
  • CA: Gardening service. Middle of the night a specialty. Call Rose West on Broadmoor - (Audience interrupts) - what, too soon? Too soon?
  • EB: Hi, my name's Ashley Cole. Here's a picture of me naked!
  • HD: Would you recognize a fake ID? No? Great, I'll be back in ten minutes.
  • AP: The Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, formerly Ace Kebabs.
  • RH: Open your letterbox. (speaks higher) It's meeeeee! (speaks lower) I'll get through one day...

Things You Wouldn't Hear At The Winter OlympicsEdit

AP - And here are the British ice dance pair, Heather Mills and John Sergeant.

RH - And now over to bobsled. Bob how's the curling?

EB - And while we wait for them to get set up there we'll just pan the camera around. Beautiful scenery - oh look, there's a herd of moose! Oh no, that's the Romanian women's ice hockey team.

HD - This is the big hill...oh! That's long, that's very long, he's gonna wish he'd done his flies up!

KB - Its 1am in the UK you're watching the woman's figure skating, why not just bite the bullet and turn to Television X for the 10 minute Freeview

AP - And Britain comes away with two gold, two silver and a bronze, well that will teach the Austrians a lesson for leaving their locker open.

CA - And with conditions here reaching a bitter -20c the british hopeful from Newcastle has put on a second string vest.

KB - You're watching the women's curling - men's curling - women's - you're watching the curling.

AP - No one has more experience on the ice than him! What a wonderful games it's been so far for Pingu!

EB - And the conditions are perfect here, aren't they John? Yes they are, Bob, I haven't seen this much white powder since that stag weekend at a hotel in Bangkok.

HD - Oh, and that's what ice hockey is all about - a man having his head repeatedly smashed into a glass wall.

RH - The ski jump will start as soon as the British skier takes his hand off the side and stops crying.

AP - And there, the skier's surprisingly stopped off halfway down for a mulled wine and a shit!

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