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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the tenth episode of the ninth series.

Key Edit

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • CD – Carl Donnelly
  • CA – Chris Addison
  • AO – Andi Osho
  • JW – Jack Whitehall

Topics Edit

Unlikely Things To Hear In A Quiz Show Edit

HD - Welcome to Junior Mastermind, our annual competition to find the best nerdy specky nobby nomates in Britain 2010.

AP - We asked 100 people: Name something you eat with a spoon. And the top answer was: Piss off, I'm busy.

AO - So, Nick Griffin, you were the Weakest Link in that round and yet you chose to get rid of Rachid. Why?

CD - And on tonight's Family Fortunes, we're joined by the Fritzls and the Wests.

AP - So Noel, your soul for a resurrected career. Deal or No Deal?

JW - Ooh, this one has really stumped Steve from the Eggheads. The question was: What is it like to have sex with a woman?

CA - Welcome to Weakest Link: Banker's Edition. You've banked nothing, scored nothing, and yet you still have a bonus.

HD - You have one lifeline left: that's calling your country's government to see whether they will accept our demands.

CA - We asked 100 people: Where is the G-spot. You've given us your answer: If it's up there, love, I'll give you the money myself.

HD - So, this question for 100 pounds. What, is your PIN number?

CA - 60 quid for half a gram of coke. Deal or No Deal?

JW - Deal.

AP - I'm Dale Winton, and you've got to be In It To Win It. And by that of course, I mean my bottom.

Lines You Wouldn't Hear In An Action Movie Edit

CA - (camply) Right, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or just 5? To be honest in all the kerfuffle I kinda lost count meself, but, seeing this out this is a .44 Magnum which is the most powerful shotgun in the world that could blow your head clean off, go ask yourself: What am I like?

HD - If I press this button, you will witness the worst thing you could possibly imagine. Channel 5.

AP - I know you're mad, Max, but getting drunk and blaming everything on the Jews isn't going to help.

JW - First, Mr Bond, I plan to aim the giant laser at the world, and then... Ah fuck, this cat's shat on me again!

AP - Ok men, this is the plan. We tunnel under the wire, we make a dash for Blighty, and hopefully, we'll never ever have to compete in the Commonwealth Games again.

CD - (As Terminator) I want your clothes, your boots, and your unicycle.

AO - There is a bomb on this bus, but we think we know who's got it. But if we get this wrong, we might look a bit racist.

HD - Batman! It's Catwoman, she says she's been thrown in a wheelie bin.

AO - They beat him, they kicked him, they shot him, they left him for dead. Now, he's dead.

HD - Now listen to me, Bourne. If you're not back in 10 minutes, your dinner goes in the bin, and yes, that is an ultimatum.

JW - (hoarsely) "Luke, I am your father". (normal voice) "Really? You're black."

CA - I'm Ironman, doing what I do best. Ironing.

HD - "Which box do I put it in?". (Low pitch voice) Terminator 5, recycling day.

JW - I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Legions of the North. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next. GLADIATOR! READY! CONTENDER READY! THREE, TWO, ONE, HONK!

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