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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the second episode of the ninth series.

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Unlikely Lines To Read In The BibleEdit

  • AP: The characters in this book are entirely fictitious.
  • HD: And Samson said "Lord, why have you given me all my strength in my hair?" And the Lord replied: "Because you're worth it."
  • RH: Noah noticed that the Ark was sinking. He hated woodpeckers.
  • JW: And Mary and Joseph were turned away from the inn, for there was no room. But then a wise man came along whose name was Lenny of Henry, and there was plenty of room at his inn, for it was a Premier Inn.
  • RH: Jesus was born in a stable. So in many years later, when he left the door open and people said "Were you born in the barn?", He could say "Yes, I was, actually."
  • NR: And then a trumpet brought down the walls of Jericho. It was Joshua with his bloody vuvuzela!
  • JC: And Moses arrived with the commandments: "Huah, got some bad news for Dave the Ox Lover!"
  • RH: The Last Supper was a disaster: "We're never going to Nando's again, lads."
  • HD: In the courtyard, Jesus came across a man who couldn't walk. "Brother," he said, "have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?"
  • AP: It rained for forty days and forty nights, which was a surprise, because the Met Office predicted a barbecue summer!
  • HD: Adam and Eve had two sons, who could not work together. Their names were Lampard and Gerard.
  • JW: About the author: This is God's first book, he has one son, and he's a little bit touchy about gays!

Things You Won't Hear Your Sat Nav SayEdit

  • RH: Don't be angry, but while you were getting petrol, I shagged your iPod.
  • AP: Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?!
  • HD: (in a slow german voice) In 300 miles, you will realize, this gimmicky voice was a terrible mistake.
  • JW: At the next set of traffic lights, a cyclist is gonna pull up next to you and is gonna give you a really dirty look like he's better than you. When the light turns green, let's see how good his balance is.
  • AP: Turn right at the next junction for a bloody good dogging site.
  • RH: I tell you what darling, how about you get out of the car and let your husband park?
  • HD: Turn right. Wrong, I didn't say "Sat Nav Says."
  • NR: Welcome to Jo'burg! Lock your doors, put on your bullet proof vest and don't leave me here! If you go away leave me here I won't be here when you come back!
  • RH: Bear left, and over to the right, squirrel!
  • JC: Ohh... you just turn me on. (sexual noise)
  • NR: Hold on, I've got the map upside down.
  • RH: Left. Left. Your girlfriend's left.
  • JW: (female-like voice) Next dinner party, you'll drink and I'll drive.
  • AP: Did you turn the gas off? Did you lock the door? Did ya? Did ya? I reckon we should go back, I reckon we should go back!
  • HD: *looks around* Where the fuck are we?

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