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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the ninth series.

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Unlikely Things To Hear At The World CupEdit

  • RH: I tell you what that Nelson Mandela is a bit of a dick.
  • AP: And on comes the sub for North Korea and it's torpedoed the opposition.
  • HD: Heskey scores.
  • MF: There they are Scotland through to the final 16.
  • EB: And we're a bit short of time this week so both sides have been told to just play the highlights.
  • RH: The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
  • HD: Well it's very hard to tell with his legs at that angle but no that is definately a Brazilian.
  • CA: (in Italian accent) Yes on the one hand we lose the tournament but on the plus side it's Dolmio tonight.
  • RH: Thats right Emmanual Adebuyor I understand exactly what you just said.
  • AP: And the English are taunting the American fans by holding up an oil covered pelican.
  • CA: Oh goody James Corden's show's on next.
  • HD: England are of course being sponsored by Tesco online and that is why John Terry is being substituted by three ripe avocadoes.
  • AP: Here we are on safari there is a giraffe and there is an ostrich I'm terribly sorry it's Peter Crouch's parents.
  • HD: England are playing fantasticly this is a splendid DVD of 1966.
  • EB: And what a shame Ireland couldn't be here but then Thierry Henri is a filthy cheating lying bitch.
  • CA: You want carpet crazy Diego de carpet.

Unlikely Letters To Television ChannelsEdit

  • RH: Dear Channel Five, your recent documentary on dyslexia was insightful and insensitive please show The Boy With Shit For Brains again!
  • HD: As a terrorist, I have been watching Countdown with interest. It is rubbish, nothing happens!
  • AP: Dear News 24. Go to bed!
  • MF: Dear Babe Station, have you actually read the trace description there?
  • CA: Dear Bravo. I don't quite know how to put this, but well done.
  • EB: Dear Channel 5. Isn't it time you just called it a day? No one will mourn!
  • HD: I'm writing to thank you, on Sunday afternoon, whilst watching television with my wife, I was urged to press the red button. I did, and my wife her first orgasm in forty years.
  • RH: Dear Al Jazzera, please bring back your hit sitcom, Men Behaving Baghdadly!
  • MF: Dear History Channel. The Nazis were bad, we get it.
  • CA: Dear Hallmark: Roses are red, violets are blue, your cards are shit and your channel is too.
  • EB: Dear Channel Four: Why don't you pricks book me for any of your shows?
  • CA: Dear Sky Sports -1: Thanks for showing the Grand National, I won one hundred thousand pounds!
  • AP: Dear Points Of View: Who do I complain to if I think points of view is shit?
  • HD: Dear Fiver: If I give you a tenner will you please stop broadcasting?
  • RH: Dear Channel Four: Why not liven up Deal Or No Deal by putting a nail bomb in one of the boxes?

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