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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eighth episode of the ninth series.

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Unlikely Lines To Hear In a Kids' FilmEdit

  • AP: Oi! Shrek! Have you been upsetting Coleen again by shagging those prostitutes?
  • EB: Garfield! What are you doing in that bin?
  • SF: ET, I'm pregnant.
  • HD: Where's Nemo? Look inside the batter.
  • AP: I'm terribly sorry, I'll just put my clothes back on, I thought you said Chitty Chitty Gang Bang.
  • MF: Mr Von Trapp, I'm here from the council, we've had complaints of some terrible singing coming from your house.
  • HD: So he asked all five of you if you would like to look around his chocolate factory, did he?
  • MJ: Mary Poppins, I arrest you on suspicion of supercalifragilistic sex trafficking.
  • HD: King of the swingers, nice to meet you, I'm king of the doggers.
  • MJ: Wow Nanny McPhee, that was not the big bang I was expecting.
  • AP: I am Bambi, son of a murdered mother, husband of an endangered doe, and I will have my vengeance in this life of the next!

Things You Wouldn't Hear In a Cookery ShowEdit

  • SF: (imitates tasting food) No no, that's definitely poodle.
  • AP: Today, I've brought along Chicken Tonight. But I'm gonna have it tomorrow! Smash the system!
  • HD: So finally, just pour on the milk, and there you have it! Cereal.
  • EB: And remember, you must eat the brain to get their power.
  • MJ: A lot of people recommend washing your hands after handling raw meat, but it's just as easy to let a dog lick them off, or wipe them on a relative.
  • MF: Gordon! Gordon! Relax! We're doing a bit of dinner mate. We're not sorting out the Middle East here.
  • HD: So just boil for 15 minutes, and if there's still life in her, she's a witch!
  • AP: Welcome to It's late, and there's not much left in the fridge. Today, we're gonna be making onion double cream banana pasta ketchup.
  • SF: The, uh, the unique flavour of the sausages is from a recipe from my missing- my wife.
  • MJ: So, if you want to give your bar snacks that genuine pub feeling, why not sprinkle them with urine?
  • EB: I'm Jamie Oliver. And in my new series i'm gonna be travelling the length and breadth of the UK, in a VW Camper. Welcome to Cock-o-Van.
  • HD: And believe me, these fried insect legs really are the bee's knees.
  • AP: Today, I'm going to be making prune and sweetcorn chick-pea couscous. Because I like to give my bowels a challenge.
  • MJ: Next, the ginger pudding. Anthony Worral Thompson, what're you going to be cooking for us tonight?
  • AP: So, I've been beating away for half an hour. But I'm just lonely, let's get on with the cooking.

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