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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the ninth episode of the tenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • GD - Greg Davies
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • SE - Simon Evans
  • MF - Micky Flanagan

Topics Edit

Unlikely Things to Hear In a Police Station Edit

MF - Hey Sarge, the microwave's broken again, taser that meat pie for me, will you mate?

HD - I know it's unlikely but I don't suppose anyone's handed in Colonel Gaddafi, have they?

AP - I noticed the burglar making his escape. At this moment, I cursed the police cutbacks and gave chase, shouting "nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw."

CA - (Camp voice) All units be on the look for a purple Renault Clio, registration number Saffron, Doyley, 2, 2, Bonjela, Chrysanthemum, Hiya!

HD - No, we didn't manage to evict many of them, Sarge, but the good news is, I got some lucky heather.

AP - No, I've not come to report a crime, it's just that I really miss The Bill so I thought I'd pop in for an hour.

MF - Hey, Sarge, pass us the arts section out of The Guardian, will you mate?

HD - (Foreign accent) Yes, yes, I know how identity parade works. That's her! That's her! That's the woman I robbed!

GD - Right, listen up, we've got a new man starting. He's half-man, half-horse - It's Inspector Morse.

SE - Ah, yes, our new 50-inch plasma TV, it is rather nice, well, if you can't beat them, eh.

HD - I am charging you with the murder of Mrs. Thompson. That will be £7.19 please.

GD - Right, listen up, there's a giant fly attacking the station. I've called the SWAT team.

AP - Thank God you've arrived, Officer! Some bloke just jumped into the boot of my car and shot himself fourteen times.

CA - We got the Tocks report back. It turns out they go straight after the Ticks.

MF - I was about to arrest her, Sarge, but I'll be honest, my bottle went cause she shouted out "I PUT A CURSE UPON YOU! I PUT A CURSE UPON YOU!"

Unlikely Things to Hear in a Science Documentary Edit

CA - Having cloned Ian Wright, we now know that two Ian Wrights don't make an Ian Wrong.

MF - Erectile dysfunction. Physical problem? Or has the wife let herself go a bit?

HD - Well, this is incredible, this is a whole new species of miniature tiger! Oh no, hang on, it a cat.

SE - Now pay attention, here comes the shampoo bit.

CA - We've discovered the source of the quark. It's the sound made by a posh duck.

HD - This is a red dwarf. His name is Antony Worrall Thompson.

AP - Welcome to The Sky at Night,and if we look out... Oh hell! Croydon's on fire!

CA - Despite getting a very bad press, biological weapons work at much lower temperatures that non-biological weapons.

AP - Without penicillin, well, I'd still be cursing that day I went to Bangkok.

MF - Tonight, we look at the ginger community. Physical anomaly? Or God's cruel joke?

AP - Ahh, the Northern Lights. Oh no, Manchester's on fire!

HD - But will they find a cure in time? The last hope for mankind lies with scientists here, at the Laboratoire Garnier.

MF - Tonight on Show Me the Evidence, we look at the traveler community. Can they really put a curse on you?

GD - And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it's hard not to think that I've ruined this fried breakfast.

AP - I'm never again going to have a fried breakfast.

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