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Episode 99
Title Series 11, Episode 3
Air date 1 July 2012
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Gary Delaney
Hugh Dennis
Chris Addison
Right team Andy Parsons
Zoe Lyons
Marcus Brigstocke
Result Chris and Hugh's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 11, Episode 2
Next Series 11, Episode 4

The third episode of the eleventh series was first broadcast on the 1 July 2012

GuestsEdit

Team Guest #
Chris and Hugh's team Gary Delaney 1st appearance
Andy's team Zoe Lyons 5th appearance
Marcus Brigstocke 1st appearance

RoundsEdit

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

Home News
  • Answer: 35 Billion
  • Question: What is the average tax gap in the UK?
  • GD: How many times have people hit refresh on the Nat West website this week?
  • AP: How much I told the Nat West call center I have in my account at the moment
  • HD: What is God's next significant birthday?
  • ZL: How many days do we have left of the Olympic torch relay?
  • CA: After how many years does a bottle of Cillit Bang become safe to handle?
  • MB: How many calories there are in a cheese and Eric Pickles sandwich
  • AP: If you borrow a pound of Wonga.com, how much will you have to pay back?
  • GD: According to The Daily Mail, how many children does an average Somalian family have?
  • HD: How many episodes have there been of the long-running drama Monsoon Poultry Hospital?
  • CA: Is is what number Daffy from N-Dubz is in line to the throne?
  • HD: How much will I win if War Horse wins the Derby?
  • GD: How many years older than her face does Madonna's neck look?
  • CA: How many extra tissues have been used worldwide since the publication of Fifty Shades of Grey?
  • AP: How many comedians have phoned their accountants this week?

Shut Your LoopholeEdit

The Internet Travel Relationships
Zoe Lyons Chris Addison Gary Delaney

HeadlinersEdit

    • P.H.F.E. - Penalty Heartache For England
    • CA: Penalties, Headers, Footwork, Everything (What England aren't good at)
    • AP: Potato Head Fancies Elderly
    • GD: Pretend Hair For Ever
    • HD: Passing, Heading, Football, Eh
    • ZL: Player Hears From Ex
    • AP: Players Heads Found Empty
    • CA: Pheasants, Halfwits, Fools, Ectiveheights (Boris Johnson's commentary on the football)
    • CA: Pregnant Hooker Frightens England

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Topics
  • Unlikely Things To Read On A Health Insurance Form
  • Unlikely Lines From A War Movie

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